Will Jones

writer, spin doctor, svefn-g-englar enthusiast.

[Will Jones @willjonestweets]

@stereogum

[big duntles @biglunty]

bursting through this like an american football player before buying a childs single

[James Bird @hollajamesbird]

i am deeply, deeply hating this whole "Cole Palmer doesn't know what dates are", "Cole Palmer has nothing going on in his head", "Cole Palmer would be in bottom set for everything."

really stinks. classist, sneery, jealous of someone being brilliant at something. let him be.

[Will Jones @willjonestweets]

in the years to come, these people will realise the gravity of what they’ve enabled. and i really do think it will haunt them.

[Will Jones @willjonestweets]

if i was a world leader or cabinet minister deliberately aiding israel, and had even the slightest moral conscience, i really don’t know how i could ever sleep at night again.

[mount bellyache @mountbellyache]

what the inside of my head looks like

[Learacuda @Learacuda]

Giant Soviet Era derelict building or statue remains unbeaten.

[Goob @ThumbWarVeteran]

Andre 3000 in 2003:

[lil aaron @lilaaron911]

he looks like an snl skit where andy samberg plays jack harlow

[Puds @havingalaugh]

shades of when a drippy indie band gets interviewed about their new album and they say something like "we were actually listening to a lot of southern hip-hop on this one 😏"

[hitdizzle 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇧🇷🇸🇳🇲🇦🇯🇴🇩🇿 @hitdvm]

4 year old me watching Pingu:

[Mike & Vittorio’s Guide to Parenting @parentingboyz]

Trump on Springfield

[Will Jones @willjonestweets]

@jakedmat01 ‘pints, chit chat and good people’

[Molchat Doma @molchatdomaband]

Etazhi released 6 years ago

[matthew mulligan @matthewgmull]

Newspapers are meant to give context not cloud it. Would you know from this that he has been told by the school, multiple times, not to come to the premises? That he has been jailed multiple times for contempt of court? What does this headline and video want you to take away?

[Conor @KoloTourbae]

Praise be

[Squid @squidbanduk]

All this oasis chat got me thinking… when are deerhunter coming back?

[Harry Sword @HarrySword]

Here Starmer has strong 'former Ajax firm leader - now 'Amsterdam company director' - taking part in a documentary for Ross Kemp (HOOLIGAN WORLD), standing at a memorial wall at the outskirts of De Pijp for a friend killed by Feyenoord in 1998' energy 'I shtill think of that day'

[L @Iewdawg]

we’re celebrating now but we’re all forgetting there’s no room in the changing room for felix