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Fun fact: I have never made a reel in the past 5 years.
There would have been waaaaaay too much to go through π so this is just this past fall/winter.
HOPE YOU GUYS ENJOY IT!
This is the Baltimore City @FOXBaltimore doesnβt want you to see. All weekend they ran stories about βyouth crimeβ.
The vast majority of youth in Baltimore are doing stuff like this we should all be proud of these students. We need to fund this program so it can expand.
The Afroman Trial.
-Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons.
-Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up.
-No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman.
-Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras.
-Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives.
-During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat.
-The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation.
-Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit.
-Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them.
-One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife.
-As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE.
-The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman.
This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.
This is funny because itβs painfully accurate. π
Serious question: does Trump have any actual grown men left backing him?
Doesnβt look like it. Just a shrinking crowd of insecure cheerleaders propping up a serial bankrupt with six failed businesses and zero spine.
If youβre still riding for him at this point, itβs not strength, itβs weakness cosplaying as loyalty. And it shows. The world is laughing at you. Time to bounce off βbrosβ ππ π π #TrumpEpsteinCoverup
OMG this middle schooler literally just spoke the truth about whatβs happening to people of color in this Country at a City Council meeting and crushed it! This girl is brilliant and smarter than most adults! Give it a listen! πππ
I loved watching her in Schittβs Creek. I agree with her, being a wife and mother is the most remarkable role of all!
Please join me in praying for the soul of Catherine OβHara.
Video credit: @realalexclark
Alison Luchs, who has worked at the National Gallery of Art for 47 years, agreed to learn Gen Z slang and make videos because she wanted to raise interest in the museumβs art.
She never expected to slay. https://t.co/BsOhypLSh5
STRONG LANGUAGE!
This is how ASPCA ads need to be done...sometimes it takes strong words to really hammer the point home, and have always loved a good sentence enhancer. π