Will Mojica

Regular guy, 40s. Calm, no-BS thoughts on everyday stuff.

[Will Mojica @willm3053]

Trump really said one hotel pop-pop means we need a drone-proof ballroom at the White House.

Bro turned rubber chicken security into a $500M bunker flex. Fragile much?
#BallroomBitch #ShotAtDinner #EgoFortress #CryMoreDonny

[Will Mojica @willm3053]

WTF is going on with todays society? Home they find this little POS.

[Tim Burchett @timburchett]

Adult crime adult time.

[Tim Burchett @timburchett]

Adult crime adult time.

[Will Mojica @willm3053]

#Trump dozing off mid-healthcare brag session like a grandpa on Ambien.

Can't fix shit if you can't keep your eyes open, you fossil.

#SleepyDon #DozingDonnie #HealthcareNap #TooOldForThisShit

[Will Mojica @willm3053]

Cory Booker, AIPAC's favorite lapdog, suddenly discovers "Iranians should be free from the regime."
Where was this energy when you were cashing those pro-Israel checks and blocking real pressure on Tehran?
Virtue-signaling vegan Spartacus strikes again— all talk, no spine.
#BookerHypocrite #AIPACPuppet #FakeToughOnIran #SenateClown

[Will Mojica @willm3053]

TACO Tuesday strikes again! Trump threatens to wipe out a whole civilization, then chickens out and hands Iran an open-ended ceasefire like a scared little boy. Big talk, zero follow-through — classic Trump Always Chickens Out. Weak sauce, Donny. 🌮💥

#Trump
#TACOTrump #TrumpChickensOut #IranCeasefire #BigTalk

[Will Mojica @willm3053]

Bro, you started a war with Iran and your big defense is 'Israel didn't talk me into it—October 7 did'?

Congrats on admitting you're fighting ghosts from 2023 while pretending it's deep strategy. Lifelong opinion or just lifelong excuses?
#Trump #IranConflict #War #TrumpCopium #BlameOct7 #IranWarFail #NotMyFault #MAGALogic

[Will Mojica @willm3053]

Laura “Larry” Loomer out here barking “I’ll fuck you up so hard” like a 5’2” unmedicated chihuahua with 17 burner accounts.

Girl, the only thing you fuck up is your own meds and your dignity. Sit your manic ass down before Tito logs in again.
#LarryLoomer #LoomerMeltdown #GetHelpTito #CandaceOwens

[Furkan Gözükara @FurkanGozukara]

LMAO whoever made this is a genius 😭🤣😂

[Will Mojica @willm3053]

Peace President? More like Warlord Don—promising no new wars, now prepping Pentagon ops for Cuba right after Iran. "We may stop by" for a little invasion? Bro can't even finish one conflict without eyeing the next Caribbean conquest.

Nobel Peace Prize? Try Nobel for Neocon Nostalgia.
#Trump
#FakePeacePresident #TrumpWantsCuba #MaximumPressureClown #PeaceThroughInvasion #CubaNext

[Will Mojica @willm3053]

Pete Hegseth, you absolute walnut — quoting fake Pulp Fiction "Bible" at a Pentagon prayer service like it's deep theology.

Couldn't even get the movie lines right, had to water it down with "downed aviator" and "Sandy 1" call sign.

Tarantino wrote better sermons than this half-baked military fanfic.
#Hegseth #SecretarOfWar
#FakeVerseFail #PulpFictionPreacher #PentagonClownShow #SayWhatAgainPete

[Will Mojica @willm3053]

Donnie, even your fake tweets scream retard. You didn't 'open' the Strait of Hormuz — you just bent over for China and called it a win.

Xi's not hugging you, he's laughing while you simp like a desperate clown. Stay in your lane, you delusional orange buffoon.
#TrumpIsARetard #SimpForChina #DelusionalDonnie #FakeTweetKing #OrangeClown

[Will Mojica @willm3053]

@RepMikeTurner You woul say that, #AIPAC owns you...

[Will Mojica @willm3053]

Donnie's throwing tantrums again — calling Giorgia Meloni spineless for refusing to drag Italy into his Iran mess and daring to defend the Pope.

Donnie, real leaders put their country first, not endless wars and ego.

Giorgia Meloni shows true courage standing up for Italy and peace. Respect. 🇮🇹
#Trump #TrumpTantrum #StandWithMeloni #ItalyFirst #MeloniHasCourage #NoMoreWars

[Will Mojica @willm3053]

Donald Trump spent years screaming that the deep state illegally spied on his campaign with FISA.

Now, as President, he's begging Congress for a clean re-up of FISA 702 — the same guy who posted 'KILL FISA' in 2024 is now all 'my generals need it' for the Iran stuff.

Bro went from 'they're spying on ME!' to 'please let ME spy on EVERYONE' faster than he flips on tariffs.

Principles? Nah. Power looks good on him though.
Tell your reps: Vote NO on the clean extension. Warrant requirement or bust.
#Trump #BigGoverment #FISA702 #HypocriteInChief

[Justin Amash @justinamash]

The man who spent years whining that the government illegally spied on his campaign is now demanding Congress let him spy on every American—without a warrant.

FISA 702 is the real threat to Americans’ privacy: warrantless surveillance of U.S. persons under the guise of targeting foreigners. Far bigger than the Title I abuse Trump complains about.

Stop electing hypocrites who trash the Constitution. Tell Congress: Vote NO on FISA 702.

[Will Mojica @willm3053]

Netanyahu casually drops: 'JD Vance reported to me in detail, as members of this administration do every day.'

Bro, the Vice President of the United States is calling Bibi from the plane like a branch manager giving the regional boss an update.
America First? Nah, it's Tel Aviv First with daily PowerPoints.

Our politicians don't bow to voters—they get daily briefings from the guy who just tanked peace talks.
Who's really running the show when the 'junior partner' gets real-time debriefs and the American people get the spin?

The tail isn't just wagging the dog—it's holding the leash. 🇺🇸🤝🇮🇱💰"
#Trump
#BibiControlsOurPoliticians #VanceReportsToBibi #IsraelLobby #AmericaFirstNotTelAviv #USPoliticians #ForeignInfluence #IranTalks #DailyBriefings

[Will Mojica @willm3053]

Laura Loomer just “broke” the Lululemon story... by quote-tweeting Ken Paxton’s announcement from hours earlier like it was her exclusive scoop.

“Beloved Yoga Pants might be poisoning us! This is horrifying!”

You didn’t expose shit — you just panicked in your dog-hair-covered lulus for cheap rage clicks. Go demand your refund and touch grass, conspiracy queen.
#LoomerMeltdown #TinfoilYarmulke #RageBaitQueen #YogaPantsPanic #LoomerLunacy

[Will Mojica @willm3053]

Laura Loomer saw a Jerusalem Post headline and immediately hopped on it like a rabid chihuahua — "Kick Turkey out of NATO! Erdogan’s declaring war on Israel!"

Chill, conspiracy queen. Erdogan ran his mouth with the same recycled tough-guy bullshit he’s been spitting for years.

You didn’t break a story, you just piggybacked on it for another rage-bait dopamine hit.
#LoomerMeltdown #TinfoilYarmulke #RageBaitQueen #LoomerLunacy

[Laura Loomer @LauraLoomer]

Time for Turkey to be kicked out of NATO.

Erdogan is threatening to attack Israel.

But, everyone who has been paying attention knows Erdogan has been utilizing Turkish military forces to provide support to Hamas terrorists and provide military training to Julani’s ISIS forces in Syria for the purpose of invading Israel from the Gaza border and the Syrian Border near the Golan Heights for the purpose of conquering Jerusalem.

Erdogan @RTErdogan is a lunatic jihadist and Turkey should not be allowed to purchase F-35 fighter jets from the United States.

400,000 US citizens live in Israel.

Turkey is now threatening to murder US citizens.

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[Will Mojica @willm3053]

Lots of movement in the Straits... check out link below.

https://t.co/tEWr9XPJT3
#Trump
#TrumpBlockade
#StraitOfHormuz
#Iran
#IranConflict