Will

I eat cereal without milk

[Will @willmahnke]

Hydration is key

[Will @willmahnke]

1. Not proven, this is a correlation but your sample size isn’t big enough
2. We need to stop treating this like it’s ok, the water break sucks

[Yash @Odriozolite]

Hydration breaks have proven to be a chance to switch momentum during the games.

A story of the FIFA World Cup so far!

[Will @willmahnke]

Gym 101: Don’t do f*cking super sets with two big machines

[Will @willmahnke]

People say they wanna make plans and just name a city an hour drive away

[Will @willmahnke]

Thanks Obama

[Will @willmahnke]

Love the occasional 50 cent PayPal payment from unknowingly being a part of some class action lawsuit

[Will @willmahnke]

@Uber can you add a feature to give drivers a specific route for a pickup spot so I don’t have to message a driver every time

[Will @willmahnke]

Can we have Cadbury mini eggs in stock all of the time

[Will @willmahnke]

Thought using a different machine would work while waiting for the adductors. Should’ve assumed the guys using it were 10 sets each

[Will @willmahnke]

As long as I don’t have to listen to Alexi Lalas I’m a happy man

[Zlatan Ibrahimović @Ibra_official]

The 2026 FIFA World Cup is going to be the BEST World Cup of All Time!

I’m excited to announce that I will be joining Fox Sports in the United States this summer to cover the World Cup.
You’re Welcome America - #ZLATANonFOX

[Will @willmahnke]

Ok I’m a slight idiot but why do we need AI for such basic ass questions

[Will @willmahnke]

Google’s AI overview is making me genuinely consider switching to Safari, I don’t need AI for every fucking thing I look up

[Will @willmahnke]

Google’s AI overview is making me genuinely consider switching to Safari, I don’t need AI for every fucking thing I look up

[diana @dianalokada]

all hot guys have one thing in common they all like mathematics

[Will @willmahnke]

It takes a certainly level of stupid to post yourself selling weed on Snapchat

[Will @willmahnke]

Why

[MatchdayHQ | World Cup @TheMatchdayHQ]

🚨🇳🇱 | 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆: Bayern Munich have made Liverpool forward Cody Gakpo a TOP TARGET and are PREPARING a €75m offer.

[@BayernSpace]

[Will @willmahnke]

“One sixth of numbers are iconic”

[Pri @priyayayanshi]

to be divisible by both 2 and 3 at the same time is iconic

[Will @willmahnke]

Idk who’s in charge, but can we make links to stuff on Instagram work?

[Will @willmahnke]

Family is going over holiday cookie recipes like it’s Draft Day

[Will @willmahnke]

Some guy at the gym asked for my chest routine and let me tell you I’m on cloud nine right now

[Will @willmahnke]

Adding @progressive to the list of shitty companies who used AI in an ad

[Will @willmahnke]

I’m convinced some workout machines were designed by people who don’t work out