William McCausland

[William McCausland @willmccausland]

Someone i am on this stag do with has just described himself as the David Bailey of toilet photographs 😂😂😭😭

[William McCausland @willmccausland]

Dissertation handed in. Thank fuck for that.

[William McCausland @willmccausland]

Drinking red bull like water 😴😴

[William McCausland @willmccausland]

Bet that @FedEx driver has a tidy new pair of @oakley glasses though.

[William McCausland @willmccausland]

Was the told the @FedEx driver had attempted delivery on a day I hadn't left the house and tracking was now lost.

[William McCausland @willmccausland]

Went as far as going to the @FedEx warehouse where someone on the phone had told me my package was, only to find it was not there.

[William McCausland @willmccausland]

Ordered @Oakley glasses over 2 weeks ago. No delivery attempt, @FedEx say package can't be tracked. No response from Oakley customer care.

[William McCausland @willmccausland]

IMAX 3D is terrible, you pay extra to have most of the film out of focus. Its so pointless.

[William McCausland @willmccausland]

Only in Brighton will a random woman have a go at a street cleaner for working New Year's Day and costing the tax payer money. 😂

[William McCausland @willmccausland]

What a night @JoeWelton @mattking311

[_ @KlLLRudy]

watch kanye name his kid "saint" or some stupid shit

[Gary Buckley @Naebor_m8]

Yer arse must be in bits https://t.co/S100OR1lfs

[William McCausland @willmccausland]

A rare breed of people seem to congregate at IKEA Wembley on a Wednesday night

[William McCausland @willmccausland]

3am subway is always a good idea

[William McCausland @willmccausland]

It sickens me to think about the amount of money that has left my bank account in the past 5 days

[William McCausland @willmccausland]

How can my knee still be injured from December 😩