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hyperbolic, but means well

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ran into the club like Paul Revere announcing Beyoncé's drop

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@SheaCoulee Gia Gunn and Farrah Moan

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@bryan_muni criticizing elected officials is "policing" now?

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@Loricarter__ messaged!

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@GovKathyHochul L

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@Jackmayhoffer46 @roch20 @ebottcher someone's projecting...

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if there's one thing I'm gonna do, it's claim the arm rests when I'm middle seat ✈️

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me to @UPS dms until they find my iPhone

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there were gay people at the lady gaga concert!

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people love to order a mimosa with "just a SPLASH of OJ 😈" as if Prosecco is a schedule 1 narcotic

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@JenKirkman Name one Biden policy the so-called Tea Party of the Left has voted against? I only see conservative Dems sabotaging our chances of winning

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@zach_ismyname sounds like you’ve never worked in a busy restaurant…someone sitting in your section without ordering is taking money from you

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ok but why are Alto 2s always doing the most with the least?

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@oliverrpierce @Callamander4134 i think that’s why the idea of a “tweet history” has been floating

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@meowlexandra 🥺

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@nickybrownson what a sweetheart ❤️

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@CalebHayes I haven’t driven a car in a decade! My conscious is clean

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@stirlynn2_0 I tried three words on my bathroom break and have been paralyzed with fear to finish since

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