Will Nevins

Most of the time Will, sometimes Bill

[Will Nevins @WillNevins22]

The guy in front of me threw a banana peel out his window and I'm pretty sure my heart skipped a beat #mariokartterrors

[Will Nevins @WillNevins22]

You can’t convince me we don’t have the intelligence to write our policies in a way that actually protects the innocent. I’m lazy, but not lazy enough to fuck up children’s lives because the alternative is too hard.

[Will Nevins @WillNevins22]

I don’t really care to argue about what anyone believes in, but I can’t understand how we got to a place where deporting “criminals” has become deporting 10 year old children. Have whatever view you want, but fuck you if you think that’s okay.

[Will Nevins @WillNevins22]

Why should you never start talking to Pi at a party?

Because it goes on forever!
#HappyPiDay

[Will Nevins @WillNevins22]

Happy Pi Day everybody

[Will Nevins @WillNevins22]

https://t.co/bO6IUGQ9i8

[Will Nevins @WillNevins22]

Had a great time furthering my Physical Education knowledge with @BrandyLynch! Thank you for your time and of course the water bottle! @OPENPhysEd #GoDanGo

[Large @LargeBarstool]

My buddy’s son died on his HS basketball court last year… After 10 minutes & no ambulance, his coaches were able to bring him back with an Automated External Defibrillator (AED).

He’s now running the marathon raising funds to implement additional AED’s & training for coaches & teachers.

[The Denver Post @denverpost]

Denver Public Schools fired a middle school principal who publicly raised concerns about educators being required to check students for weapons after a teen undergoing such a search shot two administrators at East High School. https://t.co/HUtt3AfMqg

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

MANCHESTER CITY ARE THE 2022-23 PREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 🏆

THEIR FIFTH PL TITLE IN SIX YEARS 🤯

[Will Nevins @WillNevins22]

@morganhalloran Nope, you get pi in the sky! Happy Pi Day Morgan!

[Will Nevins @WillNevins22]

What do you get when you take the sun and divide its circumference by its diameter?

[Will Nevins @WillNevins22]

Pi in the sky.

Happy π day everyone!

[Micah Parsons @MicahhParsons11]

Inflation is a serious problem at supermarkets!!

[Will Nevins @WillNevins22]

Was just playing some old @PanicAtTheDisco for my 4th grade class and without knowing, one of them requested one of their new songs. That’s all I wanted to say. I just think it’s cool they span both childhoods

[Will Nevins @WillNevins22]

@Sling you need to start doing channel numbers or something. You’ve got too many crazy channels it takes way too long to get to the ones I want by scrolling

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

Who is in favour of bringing Roman numerals back into use?

I for one.

[Will Nevins @WillNevins22]

@CFC_LEATHER @_wabily @sportbible Lampard Premier league average per game:
G 0.29
A 0.17

De Bruyne same:
G 0.27
A 0.41

[Will Nevins @WillNevins22]

@CFC_LEATHER @_wabily @sportbible It’s cool Josh, he’s also using stats from a league where one player spent his whole career vs a guy who didn’t. And two stats that show two totally different players styles. Lampard contributed more goals and De Bruyne with more assists (ratio non of that total bs)

[Will Nevins @WillNevins22]

@d_chylinski The same thing. They’ve never taught past the Great Depression

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

My Mt Rushmore of food is Pizza, Steak, Hamburgers, Hot Dogs, Chinese, Italian, Soft Serve Ice Cream, French Fries, Buffalo Wings, Burritos, Thai, Cool Ranch Doritos, and Pasta @MagicJohnson