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It’s how we weave.

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@BluejaysAlways We’ve seen this with Schneider before.

Next thing you know he’s goes on a 30 day spree hitting like 1500 and every one of them meaningful.

… and he loans out his couch!

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@TylerFartuzi @FultonReed6 @NHL Yeah ‘cause goalies LOVE IT when you go all Lords-a-Leaping into their field of vision just as the shot is coming.

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@TDChrisG ... except we all KNOW with this Vegas team it doesn't really matter until the third period. 😁

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@kurri_jari Let's see what happens when the season is over.

It just seems to be a unique case where a coach is fired with two weeks left in the season and the team goes on a cup run.

I don't really blame them for wanting to prevent any strategies to come out before they are done.

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@JLazzy23 @DailyFaceoff IMO that's smart coaching. At least in the first and third periods.

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@toastsams13 They weren't good. Now they are.

Remarkable late-season turnaround.

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Say you don’t know how to block a shot without saying you don’t know how to block a shot. 🤣

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

Mitch Marner had a MASSIVE block in the final seconds 🔥

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@TonyDasco Seth Jarvis was drafted with the pick Toronto gave them to clear cap space so they could sign Marner to his $11M per RFA deal.

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@runwildkian @JoshuaHowsam Which one is the oldest Young?

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@jakebeleafs Dude’s got a cup, three finals and this year he pulled a f’ing rabbit out of his arse at the end of the regular season.

I’d say he earned it.

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@DwayneNHL I’m happy for Freddy and hope he lifts the cup.

But let’s not ignore that between this year and when he played for the Leafs he had some really shaky seasons.

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@DannyWebster21 Uhhhh. Dunno about you, but I’ve watched them every year. 😁

[Bennie🕊️ @Bennieeexyz]

A customer at the library asked me a question I wasn't prepared for.

Customer: Excuse me.

Customer: Why does this machine require flesh?

Me: ...what?

Customer: This machine.

Customer: I am touching it, but it does not work.

Customer: Is because... flesh?

At this point I was trying very hard to figure out whether I had accidentally wandered into a horror movie.

Then she held up her hands.

She was wearing gloves.

Me: Oh!

Me: The touchscreen.

Me: Right.

Me: Yeah, it probably can't detect your fingers through the gloves.

Customer: Ah.

Customer: Okay.

Customer: Sorry to bother.

Me: No, no.

Me: That's the best thing I've heard all week.

She laughed.

The machine worked.

And I thought that was the end of it.

It was not.

Now whenever one of our library computers stops working, someone inevitably says:

Staff: It requires flesh.

Staff: The machine must be fed.

Another staff member: Who's volunteering?

So thanks to one perfectly innocent question, our library now sounds like a cult every time the self-checkout freezes.

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@Jamesjonesik8 Very few men look at a woman and see a sister, professional or engineer.

Exhibit A: https://t.co/bU6GqfjTKT

[LIBERAL LUNACY EXPOSED @LibLunacyExpd]

@Jamesjonesik8 No matter how you slice it ~ pun intended; this is what I see: 👇👇

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@Steve_Dangle @RachelKryshak Avs are no longer in the playoffs. That’s the difference.

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@TicketTalkNet @TDChrisG Well, you are.

Might want to touch up your resume. Your business model is about to collapse.

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Dude doesn’t realize that comedy writers drive the industry. 🤣

[Redbear34 @Redbear341]

Leaf fans:

Think of your Leafs as the comedic monologue writers . The GMs talking at the podiums are the comedians reading your script. You write your own jokes. Don’t treat it as an achievement. They are laughing at you , not with you.

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@zimmermanncharm If that's what he's talking about ... Let's say it would be off-brand.

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@Sacredthefran That would make you a fan of a hockey team ... but not a hockey fan.

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@KnightTimeTX @StanleyCup