naiad 🐀

I am unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe...

[naiad 🐀 @willowisp]

So… does this mean #nomorekickbacks ? #fifa #soccer #actualdadjoke

[naiad 🐀 @willowisp]

What a way to run a business! Spare me these unending trials! #BellCanada I'm looking at you. #emailwoes

[naiad 🐀 @willowisp]

@tonezhk I'm saying nothing! But yes, you must watch it. And this. http://t.co/Ex5nWyip

[naiad 🐀 @willowisp]

@tonezhk Thanks! I needed it to live tweet a SMILE event. How are things with you?

[naiad 🐀 @willowisp]

The one day I want my brown bag lunch is the one day I forget it. La Vache Qui Rit, I'm so sorry.

[effyeahclayaiken @fyeahclayaiken]

Please RT this video @clayaiken @pennjillette. Help the invisible children in Uganda. No child should live in fear. http://t.co/LQKKI9Sj

[naiad 🐀 @willowisp]

@tonezhk but of course! What's wrong with saying "what the fudgsicle?!"

[naiad 🐀 @willowisp]

This fog is as thick as jelly brains. #bonustowhoevergetsthisreference #geekdom

[naiad 🐀 @willowisp]

@jenniferehle please RT this for girls everywhere? Watch this v. important short film from @OnlyTakesAGirl http://t.co/lNy5wVPk #mustsee

[Zellers Exec @Zellers_Exec]

Thinking about stuffing my family’s stockings with stockings. #stockingception

[naiad 🐀 @willowisp]

Also, I'm tired of all my gingerbread men having saddlebags.

[naiad 🐀 @willowisp]

I wonder if mojitos taste like drinking lime soda with the aftertaste of candy canes. #navelgazing #unnecessarysharing

[naiad 🐀 @willowisp]

Richard Armitage as Thorin Oakenshield! *hyperventilates* #thehobbit

[naiad 🐀 @willowisp]

The perfume miasma at Abercrombie is literally making me queasy... and the cashier line is inching along like a lazy tortoise. #killmenow

[naiad 🐀 @willowisp]

I think @taylorswift13 's Back to December could have been written by Scarlett at the end of Gone With The Wind. #whynot #itliketotallyfits

[naiad 🐀 @willowisp]

Watching a Twilight movie always makes me feel like Nelson Muntz cawing "Ha ha! You're in love!" from the sidelines. #breakingdawn #review

[naiad 🐀 @willowisp]

@KenJennings Sesquipedelian! As in, "Only a crashing bore could manage to be sesquipedelian on Twitter."

[naiad 🐀 @willowisp]

@rharron Ooh, ooh, I don't know where to get one but I just saw a commercial for Spongebob and Shrek pets.

[naiad 🐀 @willowisp]

Snowmen have peepers... peepers to watch! #simpsons #whatif #paranoiasaveslives