Fil

[Fil @willpennington_]

Made my first albatross today. 3 wood 3 iron into the 12th at Heswall. Sign me up @TheOpen

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I often think about how if I'd had one more or one less wank before becoming a dad then my kid would have been a completely different person. It's both fascinating and horrifying.

[VicNexAI @VicNexAI]

Hyena disgraced himself by fainting after having s*x with female hyena.

So embarrassing…

[Gaz @Gaz3putt]

🚨 Jordan Henderson is a doubt for Monday morning's crucial last 16 match with Mexico. The 36 year old fell awkwardly after brushing his teeth on a step ladder in a bid to try and acclimatise to the high altitude. [@MiguelDelaney]

[PotterDave @PotterDave_]

I’ll eat a birds arse who I’ve just met on a night out!

You think I’m worried about traces of goat in my donner meat?

[Mudhutter @mudhutter]

People keep saying it will be too much for England in Mexico and they won't be able to cope with the altitude and heat but surely it will be much cooler at 1 in the morning?

[The Open @TheOpen]

The final place in the field, decided like never before.

12 players will battle for one coveted spot at The 154th Open in the Last-Chance Qualifier.

Royal Birkdale, Monday 13 July.

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

My ex used to only have a poo once a week. They ate a lot, more than me. However they said they didn't feel like going for a dump that often. It was always on my mind whenever we had a shag, a weeks worth if poo sloshing around inside them.

[JmRoyle #LFC #YNWA #BLM #RejoinEU @MyArrse]

Hottest day of the year in UK so let's go down to the beach where the kids can paddle in brown seas with newly pumped sewerage in them.

[Drake Smith @drakesmith__]

When you are hitting it better than you are scoring it usually means low rounds are around the corner, stay patient.

[Fil @willpennington_]

@drakesmith__ PGA Tour average from 10ft is around 4/10 though.. not as high as you’d expect

[Fil @willpennington_]

@drakesmith__ Very interesting post! As someone who works with aspiring elite junior golfers it’s great to attain more knowledge on what the pros are actually doing during their practice rounds.
I am planning a course in the future where a feature may be of interest to you

[Fil @willpennington_]

@maria_wats8492 Claude

[Tony Scott @Tony_Scott11]

Evertonians await the Everton coach on Regent Road

[Fil @willpennington_]

What a video 😂😂 also those trees right on 18 are no joke, been there and it’s nothing but a chip out

[54 Golf @_54Golf]

Jon Rahm shares a ‘Forgotten Tiger Woods’ story from the Masters dinner…

@TheMasters | @TheMasters_ES

[Fil @willpennington_]

@Savage_Manhood You’ve missed Medellín & Cartagena

[Alex @ HispanicNomad | Freedom Based Lifestyle @hispanicnomad]

I complain about Spain a lot

High taxes. Bureaucracy. The mindset that keeps people trapped in expensive cities

But let me be honest: Spain is objectively one of the best countries in the world

✅ The food is unmatched
Jamón ibérico, patatas bravas, fresh seafood that costs €3. The culture around eating is actually about enjoying life

✅ The people are warm and real
Spaniards will tell you the truth, even if it hurts. They're not performative like Silicon Valley types. They actually live instead of optimize for social media

✅ The weather is insane
300+ days of sun. You can be at the beach or mountains within 2 hours from most places. Winter means 15°C and sunshine, not freezing darkness. It honestly spoiled me for almost anywhere else

✅ The cities are architectural masterpieces
Barcelona, Madrid, Seville, Valencia, San Sebastián. Most countries would kill to have ONE city as beautiful as any of these

✅ The variety of environments is crazy
Mediterranean beaches, Pyrenees mountains, Basque Country forests, desert-like regions in the south, wine regions. Everything in one small country

My issue with Spain isn't Spain itself

It's the system that makes people choose between:
- Staying and being trapped in an expensive coastal city working for €1,200/month
- Leaving everything behind to find opportunity elsewhere

If you can escape the Spanish employment trap (remote work, entrepreneurship, location independence), Spain becomes one of the best places to live on Earth

[Adam @adamsg1878]

Hill Dickinson on a match day if this was implemented at Everton:

[Fil @willpennington_]

@rami_hashimi £40,000 to pay off student loan please Rami