Will Pett

I love the Boston Red Sox to the point of an unhealthy obsession.

[Jeopardy! @Jeopardy]

James just broke the single-game winnings record with a total of $110,914!

[Guerin Austin @guerinaustin]

MITCH!!!!

Three-run shot!!!!!!!

#RedSox take a 7-6 lead

[Bill Simmons @BillSimmons]

Best performance by a Pats D in a Super Bowl since 2002.

I love Gronk.

6 titles is stupefying.

[Bill Simmons @BillSimmons]

That felt like 2 losses and probably was.

Why have Pomeranz on the playoff roster if you won’t pitch him?

Eovaldi didn’t deserve the “L” - he was amazing.

The Kinsler throw is an all-timer. My great grandkids will be talking about it.

[Cousin Sal @TheCousinSal]

Is it possible that Ian Kinsler throws worse than he runs? #WorldSeries2018

[Bill Simmons @BillSimmons]

By rule every World Series has to have a batshit crazy extra inning game.

[Bill Simmons @BillSimmons]

Kinsler definitely isn’t drunk but this is also what it would be like if he was drunk.

[Bill Simmons @BillSimmons]

I finally have blood in my body again let’s goooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!! WORLD SERIES! Way to go David Price that was huge.

[The Ringer @ringer]

Red Sox fans watching this 8th inning. #ALCS

[The Ringer @ringer]

ICYMI: We've received leaked footage of Bill Belichick learning that Matt Patricia was accepting the Detroit Lions job. #NEvsDET

[The Onion @TheOnion]

New ‘Game of Thrones’ Teaser Shows Cackling, Power-Mad George R.R. Martin Burning Completed ‘Winds Of Winter’ Manuscript https://t.co/u3ABsxyDUf

[Ken Jennings @KenJennings]

MARIUS: I want to hang out with my new girlfriend and maybe go to the opera.
MARIUS’S AWFUL FRIENDS: No let’s go shoot guns at the army

[Arrested Development @bluthquotes]

The most successful people I’ve met:

1. Always leave a note.
2. Never order the Skip’s Scramble.
3. Don’t yell.
4. Know there’s money in the 🍌 stand.
5. Don’t touch the Cornballer.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Mariners’ Staff Tired Of Ichiro Suzuki’s Long Warm-Up Routine Before Using Scanner https://t.co/4gg9XHUEjj

[Dr. Bill Simmons @drbill1947]

Mookie on fire, Sales on fire, Sox on fire! Best start in franchise history!

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Concerned Nation Gently Encourages Boston To Take It Easy This St. Patrick’s Day https://t.co/mtAv5MtqUf

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

His passing has left an intellectual vacuum in his wake. But it's not empty. Think of it as a kind of vacuum energy permeating the fabric of spacetime that defies measure. Stephen Hawking, RIP 1942-2018.

[Northeastern Men’s Hockey @GoNUmhockey]

This one is for all Huskies, past and present. For the first time in 30 years, Northeastern has all the beans. It's time to party like it's 1988.

2018 BEANPOT CHAMPIONS!!!!!

#OurTime | #GoNU

[BostonTweet @BostonTweet]

Northeastern just won their first Beanpot title since 1988!

(pic @BruinsMcWoo)

[The Boston Globe @BostonGlobe]

BREAKING: Northeastern has won its first #Beanpot title in 30 years with a 5-2 win over BU. https://t.co/tjjPZyZnX8