will prettyman

what am i supposed to write here?

[will prettyman @willprettyman]

@TheRock hey want to come prom tux shopping with me and my pals we trust your fashion sense

[will prettyman @willprettyman]

I have a deep seated inner hatred for penguins in leadership positions

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Sometimes I look at snapchat stories and pretend I'm cool enough that they were all actually sent to me #alone #notverycool

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I think I would like working out better if it didn't involve the working portion

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iOS 7 comes out today and I feel like a little kid on his birthday#oookillem @Natasha_Baum28

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Can you feel me now mr krabs?

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Erging is even worse than I remember #crew #outofshape #dying

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Rihanna is going to come out as a lesbian marry Raven Simone and adopt an Asian baby named topeika

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And i'm back I'm gonna miss Spain and all the people there

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I'm convinced I'm in 8 classes of 1

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I think my brother is going through menopause

[will prettyman @willprettyman]

Driving to the airport and flying to Spain #excited #vacation

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Those moments you get home to your brother building a particle accelerator I'm the garage #confused

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Technically it's not cheating if it's rape #seamusquotes #crewdude #why

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I'm on my metaphorical deathbed right now
#homesick

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Look this car thinks it's a plane!!
#itwasacar #momquotes #ithadaspoiler

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I fell and hit my shin on the steps #mommyithurts

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Chocolate syrup is the grossest invention #literallypuking

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Why ask me if Im calling you a liar if you know I'm gonna respond with a quote from drake and josh no matter what #welliaintcallinouatruther

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Contrary to prior belief crew pasta parties are better with utensils
#crewmishaps