Willson Moore

[Willson Moore @willson_moore_]

Only certain high-altitude birds can fly over the rainbow

[Esquvidu @Esquvidu27]

Big grapefruit fan, but I don’t think they deserve their own spoon

[Willson Moore @willson_moore_]

Zyns for my body

[Willson Moore @willson_moore_]

“Ball don’t lie“ implies the existence of a greater power

[Willson Moore @willson_moore_]

Everyone I’m switching to Claude

[Willson Moore @willson_moore_]

Remember the first time u read a Chapter Book

[Willson Moore @willson_moore_]

Email address will be assigned at birth

[Willson Moore @willson_moore_]

Peoples greed is stronger than their morals

[Willson Moore @willson_moore_]

Step on your fathers back
Break ya brothers crack

[Willson Moore @willson_moore_]

Man I miss the first Obama pregnancy

[Willson Moore @willson_moore_]

Citric acid drop shipping is a gold mine

[Willson Moore @willson_moore_]

Somehow overcooked my toast without burning it

[Willson Moore @willson_moore_]

I will always agree with my hair cutter
Never disagree with your hair cutters opinions

[Willson Moore @willson_moore_]

Remember the Alamo

[Willson Moore @willson_moore_]

The og excuse for littering is saying the birds will use it for their nests

[Willson Moore @willson_moore_]

As soon as it’s too late to get 8 hours of sleep, I give up. Might as well just stay up on my phone and get 4 hours

[Willson Moore @willson_moore_]

How do animals find water to drink in the winter

[Willson Moore @willson_moore_]

I grew up with a good pepper grinder and it’s made my adult life significantly more frustrating

[Willson Moore @willson_moore_]

Something that’s gotten me through finals week was my rediscovery of white-out

[Willson Moore @willson_moore_]

@TheOnion @kelseybirdies @ Wendy is this true

[Willson Moore @willson_moore_]

@maegchalmers @DurandDurand14 That’s invalid