Will Tower

Brooklyn-based marketer, social anthropologist, explorer, student of the news. Champion of optimism. RTs are either endorsements or scorn. Tweets are my own.

[NYC Alt Side Parking @NYCASP]

#NYCASP rules will be in effect tomorrow, Saturday, March 30.

[Will Tower @willtower]

@delphineblue so good to hear Janet on #wholewideworld

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@MamaRedfield thank you for your courage in speaking out on behalf of victims and against senseless gun violence this morning on @CNN, your interview was excellent and as viewers we appreciate your strength and leadership.

[NYPD 19th Precinct @NYPD19Pct]

Dear criminals,
Here’s the deal—if you commit a crime today, we’ll come arrest you and you’ll be cold, we’ll be cold, everyone will be cold.

So do us all a favor. Just don’t.
Sincerely, Police

[Jake Tapper 🦅 @jaketapper]

Some say the world will end in fire/
Others say at Four Seasons Total Landscaping north of the Tacony-Palmyra bridge, near the porn shop

[Ana Navarro-Cárdenas @ananavarro]

Celebrate a new day is dawning in America!

[Will Tower @willtower]

Saturday Morning Pause w/ @meditatingforblacklives (@ Herbert Von King Park - @nycparks in Brooklyn, NY) https://t.co/KCSavAe15U

[Will Tower @willtower]

@AirwavesAli can we get one reference to our non-commerical public "RAD-io" station during your set today? Something about that pronunciation puts a big smile on our faces over here...! <3

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

.@PressSec wouldn’t be the first person to mistake a women of color for having a lower position or title than she does, but Kayleigh - in case you haven’t picked up a newspaper in two years, I’m a Congresswoman.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

It's like a deleted scene from Idiocracy

[Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr]

Many per capitas

[Will Tower @willtower]

#CNNTownHall What are some of the best ways to deal with those who refuse to take COVID-19 seriously?

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@CornyOConnell Tomorrow's return of the question of the day on @wfuv is exactly what we need right now. Thank you.

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@urbanmode @CNN @CuomoPrimeTime also he thinks little is spelt with two d’s? Clearly not a typo since he used it as a hashtag. SAD!

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@aceoaces @urbanmode @CNN @CuomoPrimeTime I actually woke up out of a sound sleep on my couch just as it started and didn’t know if I was still asleep or awake. I have never seen anything like that in my life..

[Will Tower @willtower]

@rfhyde1 wow what I just saw was the definition of a bombed TV interview. You thanked your apparel for making you look so good? Are you serious? What a total joke. I couldn’t be more embarrassed for you...

[Will Tower @willtower]

@RepKatieHill are you serious right now? After all you’ve done to earn this position? I’m so saddened

[Will Tower @willtower]

@ChristineRomans you’ve got some movies to watch this weekend!!!!!!

[Stuart Stevens @stuartpstevens]

This is as close to taking out an ad that announces, “I’m insane” as you are likely to find.