Wilfredo Velez

[Wilfredo Velez @willv097]

My song gets different, like your beard #girlfriendlogic

[Wilfredo Velez @willv097]

@olivegarden your waiting area seats are the best #comfy

[Kent @RealKentMurphy]

Mets and Red Sox fans chanting “Yankees suck” is exactly why baseball is the best

[Suffern High School Bands @SuffernBand]

As a band teacher and sax player, I say this is fantastic. As a diehard @Giants fan, I hope his reed was broken. (Great playing posture though @JasonKelce) https://t.co/z91aBq4znZ

[Wilfredo Velez @willv097]

Is connect 4 a board game ??

[Wilfredo Velez @willv097]

As an amateur photographer, I know pictures mean a lot to people. For some it’s happiness and others sadness. But to really appreciate it you need to feel both. #latenightphotothoughts

[Wilfredo Velez @willv097]

It’s funny how something as simple as a single mini Reese cup can make you smile and happy #Latenightthoughts

[Wilfredo Velez @willv097]

GF: Okay I’m ready
2 seconds later
GF: look at the puppies !!!
(Continues to scroll on instagram)

[Wilfredo Velez @willv097]

GF- "You have say here !"
Me- "I do? Can I leave?"
GF- "No"
@vikki13g13 #girlfriendlogic

[Wilfredo Velez @willv097]

Just heard a story about a dog who overdosed by licking a frog ... #biosgreat

[relatable @byreIatable]

Mom: "How are your classes going?"
Me: "They're good"
Narrator: "They were not good"

[Wilfredo Velez @willv097]

My mom " Just go get a movie from Blockbuster " then realized what she said and continued walking 😂 #blockbusters

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

[Nerf fight]

7-year-old: Dad! She shot me in the face!

5-year-old: Her face blocked my dart!

[relatable @byreIatable]

College is weird because you have the time of your life while simultaneously having daily mental breakdowns

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Me: How many eyes do I have?

3-year-old: Two.

Me: How many ears?

3: Two.

Me: Noses?

3: One.

Me: Chins?

3: Two.

Ouch.

[Wilfredo Velez @willv097]

My class smells like bacon and no one has bacon in here #sharethebacon

[MATT @MatttLamar]

I am convince the nfl is rigged to have the patriots win

[Wilfredo Velez @willv097]

Just scared a group of girls cuz they thought I was a wear wolf... I was on line for a funnel cake ...#imnotscary

[relatable @byreIatable]

Aug 19th: "I'm about to get a 4.0"
Sept 25th: "Few B's won't hurt"
Oct 1st: "C's get degrees"
Oct 12th: "I'm just trynna graduate"

[relatable @byreIatable]

Why would I pay $30 for a haunted house when I can just log into blackboard and get scared for free?