Will

all tweets are someone else’s

[Baseball King @BasebaIlKing]

“Dad how good was Yadier Molina?”

Dad:

[AriZona Iced Tea @DrinkAriZona]

AriZona is still 99 cents

[Will @willyja_]

Had a dream last night where Andy Elliott charged me $900 a month for the hardcore sales program

[Ema @SmasherIsEma]

Pirate morning routine

[Will @willyja_]

@Colts_Coverage Everyone

[Degrading Chili's @DegradingChilis]

Art is dead. The American Government is controlling your mind through Fluoride in public water. Chilis: Kids eat free on Tuesday nights

[Will @willyja_]

@ashtynr99 Lot of fierce competition I hear this year. Probably for the best I missed it

[Will @willyja_]

Forgot to train for the arenzville burgoo marathon again this year. On lock next year doe

[Will @willyja_]

@braden1127 Yeah like I said I’m no basketball expert thanks

[Will @willyja_]

@MustacheDLuffy Tell me about it cuh

[Will @willyja_]

I’m no basketball expert, but UConn is getting every call and Illinois is not

[Liver King @liverking]

Permission to die... the Dr said

So no risks... play it safe... stand in line.

Is that really living tho?

In This very moment I've become the thing I've always wanted to be.

Only if you bleed for it.

The risk and the pain is commensurate with the reward and the pleasure.

Liver King, OUT!

[Will @willyja_]

@kellanphelps11

[Will @willyja_]

Daddy had a heart like a 9 pound hammer

[Will @willyja_]

Think he might’ve done a lil time in the slammer

[Will @willyja_]

Becky was a beauty from south Alabama

[HARMON @TheBeAManGuy]

GO TO AN EMPTY BAR
DRINK ALONE
HATE YOUR LIFE
BE MISERABLE

BE A MAN

[Will @willyja_]

Hey @Colts why was Jonathan Taylor not in the game for the 4th and 1????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

[Will @willyja_]

Heyyyy