Andrew Sykes

always high & tight 👖 YOU GUYS ARE DOIN GOOOD

[Andrew Sykes @willyoubemydad]

@ChicagoBears So you’re doubling down on the guy who single-handedly botched the Illinois bill, who was hired for ONE JOB and we’re 3 years in… how can a board of directors *genuinely* ALL be so incompetent…

[Andrew Sykes @willyoubemydad]

@CalebGoatQB1 I still can’t believe a professional sideline reporter asked a question that stupid

[Andrew Sykes @willyoubemydad]

I mean yeah, nirvana was cool, but I think we can all agree, they walked so puddle of mudd could run

[Andrew Sykes @willyoubemydad]

@BigBlueGoonie That was when you were a scouting intern for the Jets?

[Andrew Sykes @willyoubemydad]

@daneortlund @chicagobulls Go fuck yourself with Jesus’s cock

[Andrew Sykes @willyoubemydad]

@firstroundmock why didn’t you ever answer him?

Anybody can call themselves a former NFL scout. Were you actually?

[Chrundle @GDFrogperson]

@firstroundmock @GBraggsJr23 https://t.co/sFlhW8Gdyi

[Andrew Sykes @willyoubemydad]

@firstroundmock this must be why you had such a long, illustrious career as an NFL scout!

[FIRST ROUND MOCK @firstroundmock]

@GBraggsJr23 As a former NFL Scout, Spencer Rattler was my 2024 QB1 —1st Round Grade.

I gave Caleb Williams a 4th Round Grade.

[Andrew Sykes @willyoubemydad]

@jasonrmcintyre At what point this year was there *any* hope for the Jets??????

[Andrew Sykes @willyoubemydad]

@WhiteHouse She won’t even kiss you..

[Andrew Sykes @willyoubemydad]

@Scotsman_D87 @jasrifootball Dude, as someone who watched for him for 3 full years. He DOES NOT have the processing speed to operate as an NFL QB. This is completely unrelated to Aaron Glenn.

Do you want the jets to run an option offense? You think that works in the nfl? Because that’s “his strengths”.

[Andrew Sykes @willyoubemydad]

@Blahf7 @Zack_Pearson The chart is ugly enough even without that context! Defenses know you’re not gonna take deep shots, they’ll hover in the 10-20 yard range and just destroy him. WE SAW IT LAST NIGHT!

[Andrew Sykes @willyoubemydad]

@Zack_Pearson Ick

[Andrew Sykes @willyoubemydad]

@kurt13warner Can you explain, why does the eye test tell such a different story? Maybe this game in a vacuum is one thing. But there are a lot of mistakes that felt like ones he made last year. The airmailing, the awful screen passes.. it just doesn’t seem like other NFL quarterbacks do that.

[Andrew Sykes @willyoubemydad]

@BeardownRocko @MaxMarkhamNFL Like, your take happens to be the exact opposite of the vast majority I’ve seen.

[Andrew Sykes @willyoubemydad]

@BeardownRocko @MaxMarkhamNFL What made it look so much better? I mean he was airmailing guys, not taking the deep shots that were there, what exactly about seeing all the receivers made it look better?

[Andrew Sykes @willyoubemydad]

@bearszn What do you expect him to actually do? Honestly. The mistakes in last nights game happened over and over during training camp. Ben Johnson said as much postgame. His solution is to go to the silent count? That’s defeatism. This is extremely concerning, you can’t not see it.

[Andrew Sykes @willyoubemydad]

@danwiederer This is looking baaaaaaaaad. It’s too early for it to sound this baaaad

[Andrew Sykes @willyoubemydad]

@Spursfanfolife @NyckBetter His first quarter was okay. Hit his checkdowns, but that shouldn’t be reason to cheer. He failed to pull the trigger on at least a couple deep balls that should have been big chunks. Don’t know if he doesn’t see it, doesn’t trust it, or what. But it’s alarming. 18 starts in.

[Andrew Sykes @willyoubemydad]

@CalebFC18 @CPG8787 Yes, yes it can. Are you too young to remember Cody Parkey?

[Andrew Sykes @willyoubemydad]

@BeardownRocko @MaxMarkhamNFL I don’t want to have to watch the all-22 to have the bears not look BAD. That should NOT be the bar.