For 120 bananas I’d play in North Korea on a nuclear plant. I believe Panarin turned down 17-18 x 4 at the deadline. Nobody wants to play #PronounTown
-People’s
NHL headlines
🔸 The Panthers have acquired F Wayne Gretzky
🔸 The Blackhawks have traded all of their draft picks for Tyler Myers
🔸 The Oilers have named Adolf Hitler their 28th head coach
🔸Uhhh the Boston Bruins have re-signed D Jaxon Klugfuck to a minor league deal
Update on Morgan Wallen Pittsburgh:
It’s currently 8:38pm. The concert was cancelled out of “concern for fans due to inclement weather”
Pictured below is a photo I just took of where I should be listening to Ella Langley.
Did Morgan Wallen cancel on purpose? Hungover?