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Comic book :)

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My gf asked me if the dishes sucked butt, I yelled out "Eddie Brock Carnage issue 3 variant cover by Dan Parent." She smiled because she knew they sucked butt

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@sabatonfan69 And punt the elephant

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@sabatonfan69 Where is the Far Side?

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@sabatonfan69 I feel like people who ascribe laziness to writers are often times expecting everything to have some level of grandeur that simply isn’t present in reality. So when a setting is more grounded they get pissed when the writing reflects that

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@goblin_formula Put me in the campaign posthaste

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@sabatonfan69 Poor lil guy was beat to hell

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My dog nonverbal

[im gonna play a sussy game @micahmajorgamer]

how it feels to eat mcdonalds

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@sabatonfan69 Postmaster General over here

[Gayest Tone @gayest_tone]

I mean and look what great things they got out of it:

Stav is on the red carpet

Adam has a wildly successful talk show

Nick has an apartment with multiple rooms AND windows

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@fartysqeuakins I brutally fart-mog the guy after one Thai food dish

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Execute order number penis

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@fartysqeuakins Guy who hates his own bed

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@sabatonfan69 She cried because she is woke :(

[temu temüjin 🐴 @rawdogmillionar]

as a palestine supporter, I only get greek food when I’m in america

because I know my money will never reach Israel

because the greeks don’t pay their taxes

[PointlessHub @HubPointless]

The Qu after clicking through the 100th Grox system with no end in sight

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@DenizCamp No just regular bullies who have access to a movie props department

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Reference to the best tweet ever

[Norch @fartysqeuakins]

just learned its called a fever dream bc its a dream u have when ur running a fever