this morning I used mechanical pencil lead to separate my eyelashes after I got a little heavy-handed with my mascara and that’s the reason I believe our generation is often referred to as “innovative” you’re welcome @ everyone
this morning I watched a UPS man deliver a @LouisVuitton package by breaking into someone's West Village apartment with his subway pass - honestly that's a pretty accurate metaphor for my first two years in the city. cheers!
today I read through a Wikipedia article about pork for client research & I’m not sure if I should consider that a low point or a high point in my career but it’s definitely something
this morning I spotted @robbannasophia in a Williamsburg coffee shop & we locked eyes and smiled at each other so I think that means she’s giving a speech at my rehearsal dinner, right?
Just received @ColleenDeely’s save the date in the mail so now it’s time to buy her a wedding gift. Yes or no does @Anthropologie keep actual dragon eggs from the @GameOfThrones set on their registry? 💌
Some call it, “working from home.” I call it, “accidentally driving everyone away from your local @JoecoffeeNYC when you subconsciously start singing Mariah’s ‘We Belong Together’ way too loudly.” Tomato, tomahhto.
Woke up this morning to find my cats had eaten the last two brioche buns in the night
Disappointing because I was looking forward to a delicious sandwich this week, cool because that means they have great taste
Tonight I walked home (basically) hand-in-hand with this cute old man who kept yelling, “Sun chips! Yes! Sun chips!” into his little flip phone and honestly, I was thinking, “Same, sir, same.”
this morning I did my makeup in a Brooklyn subway station while a cutie old man named Henry played mirror for me so yeah this is about as good as it gets
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