Window Man

UMS ‘97. Pants store platnium member. Lover of IPA and ranch pringles #BuiltFordTough

[Window Man @windowman292]

“I can’t believe I’m failing accounting I haven’t even missed a class yet”

Me in class:

[Window Man @windowman292]

Do yoU ever just shut your fuckIng mouth, hunter? James Spann hate will not be tolerated

[Hunter Johnson @BurnerLJohnson]

@spann None of this was in the ABC 33/40 viewing area. Hope your YouTube stream did great numbers tho.

[Window Man @windowman292]

@TheBluelndian Absolute beast

[Window Man @windowman292]

@AuburnEinstein Dude😂😂

[Window Man @windowman292]

@mackattack2003 You know where to find me

[Window Man @windowman292]

No one has ever opened social media or turned on their TV and asked “I wonder what Ryan Clark’s opinion is”

[Ryan Clark @Realrclark25]

Coleslaw should be outlawed. There’s no reason for it to be a thing. No one has ever shown up to a cook out and asked “where the slaw at?”.

[Window Man @windowman292]

Hey, @grok , who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was.

[Window Man @windowman292]

@mackattack2003 @CaptainSardis99 @grok @grok do the same for me

[Window Man @windowman292]

@mackattack2003 @BWWings @HeinzTweets I’m going to kill you

[Window Man @windowman292]

@ncaa @NCAABaseball What pussy ass ump did you find to put behind home plate. Absolute disgrace

[Window Man @windowman292]

@RandyHuebert No way this is you🤣🤣

[Window Man @windowman292]

“Yeah dude this internship’s really been kicking my ass”

[Hold the Phone ☎️ @HoldThe_Phone]

Shedeur Sanders in his pre-draft interviews

[Window Man @windowman292]

Clearly haven’t seen mine, Dov

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

Michigan star QB Bryce Underwood has some of the nicest balls you will ever see 😱

[Window Man @windowman292]

It’s so infuriating trying to play 2k now knowing 11 year old me would beat me like a rag doll

[Window Man @windowman292]

Best nap of the year incoming #MastersSunday

[Window Man @windowman292]

@mackattack2003 @EarlyBirdCald I take full responsibility

[Window Man @windowman292]

@MilesKellyBurnr Think this is all just based on scenario because I’d much rather have an elite 8 than a conference regular season title but bounced first round

[Window Man @windowman292]

@JoshPr1m0 Sorry my sweet mother knows ball

[Window Man @windowman292]

Yeah this’ll play. Mom knows ball

[Window Man @windowman292]

@runawaybeertrck Joined March 2025🤣🤣