Mimiko Todori

[Paul Moore - Security Consultant  @Paul_Reviews]

Bypassing the latest #EU #ageVerification app (2026.07-1) with a Chrome extension... again.

Despite 3 months of security hardening and genuine improvements across the board, the fundamental issue cannot be solved.

Anonymous age verification doesn't work.

[Rubik ✨ @SoyRubik]

Este gatito se llamara como lo último que comiste:

[Paul Walsh @Paul__Walsh]

Ursula von der Leyen has confirmed that everyone in the EU will need to use the EU's app for identity authentication before being able to access or post on social media websites.

🇪🇺 As an expert in online child safety, I am here to expose the misinformation and misdirection in von der Leyen's statements.

Today von der Leyen said:

"This is not about whether children can access social media, it is about whether social media can access our children".

💡The first part is true. This isn't about children. It's about surveillance and combating political dissent. A state that can't control its own citizens is more dangerous than a state rife with criminals. The second part is a PR soundbite that politicians are using like a campaign slogan straight out of 1984.

🇪🇺"The question is no longer if children face risks online, but what can we do to give children a safer start online".

💡No. You can't give children a "safer start" online any more than you can offline. In the offline world, the government doesn't enforce curfews or ban children from entering liquor stores, bars or restaurants. That's a parent's responsibility. The digital world should be no different.

🇪🇺"The age verification app is one of the tools to get it done".

💡This is a contradiction because she also said "It won't be foolproof".

🇪🇺"It's easy to use, it is privacy preserving and it is open source".

💡The app was compromised as soon as it was released. "Privacy-preserving" age verification is an oxymoron. You can't verify a person's age without verifying their identity. Where or how that age is shared afterwards is irrelevant.

🇪🇺"This is basically about putting back the power into the hands of parents".

💡More from 1984. The EU is doing the opposite. Parents are having their authority stripped by politicians who think they know better. Many parents are capable and unaffected by peer pressure, and they know how to use parental controls to block any app classified as 13+. Some teens are safe, their parents trust them, and the state has no business overruling that trust.

🇪🇺"We don't give our children keys to the car before they have their licence"

💡Comparing an app to a car is a false equivalence used to justify mass surveillance. Governments don't decide when a young person is ready for car keys, guardians do.

💡Forcing every adult and child into a biometric checkpoint just to use an app or website is not licensing drivers. It's the state seizing everyone's keys, locking the garage, and forcing every driver to ask a private company for permission to take a drive.

💡 This is a gross, unethical overreach that strips authority from parents while imposing state sanctioned identity verification on every adult who doesn't even have a child.

💡Additionally, people who pass a test, obtain a licence and drive a car aren't forced to use an app to constantly authenticate their suitability to drive.

🇪🇺"We do not let them buy alcohol until they are legally allowed"

💡False equivalence. We don't force every person to show ID at a shopping mall entrance just because a few people might buy alcohol with a meal at a restaurant. Some parents are okay with their 12 year-old going to the mall with friends while others aren't. Either way, it's their choice. Whatever irresponsible decisions some parents might make, every adult in the country shouldn't be forced to pay the price.

🇪🇺"It won't be foolproof"

💡This is all the proof we need to show that the EU and every government know that banning social media for teens won't protect them. When pressed by journalists about VPNs being used to circumvent a ban, politicians always state the ban isn't a silver bullet and will take time. The Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan went as far as to say "we know it's not the solution".

💡Either age verification works, or it doesn't. As a technical expert in this space, I can tell you there are no additional steps to take and no progress to be made. Either the approach does what it is supposed to do, or it's not fit for purpose. If they claim a bulletproof solution is coming, it can only mean one thing. They intend to ban or restrict VPNs to people who verify their identity.

🇪🇺"It will take time to invite the cultural change that is already taking shape in our society, just as it took time to outlaw drink driving, just as it took time to use seatbelts in the cars. Great change never happens overnight, but when it comes to our safety it is always worth it".

💡Comparing a social media ban and age verification to seatbelts is a completely broken analogy. Seatbelts are a safety feature that protects children while allowing them to travel in a car. A ban doesn't give kids a seatbelt. It kicks them out of the car entirely.

💡Instead of supporting parents who want to guide their own children through the digital world, this heavy-handed law strips away parental authority by banning the apps and websites that many parents are perfectly fine with and actively monitor.

💡Furthermore, enforcing these bans requires biometric age verification, which means forcing millions of adult citizens to scan their IDs, faces or credit cards just to browse the internet. That isn't a common-sense traffic law.

💡It's a digital checkpoint on every street. True safety means teaching kids how to navigate the digital world safely with real guardrails and parental guidance, not burning down digital spaces for everyone under the guise of protection.

🇪🇺☠️ The EU wants to ban teens from social media so every person is forced to verify their identity before they can read, share or post anything online. In their words, this is to protect children from dangerous content.

🇪🇺☠️ The EU wants to enforce "Chat Control" so every app has to monitor everything people say privately inside it, including apps with end-to-end encryption. In their words, this is to protect children from dangerous criminals.

💡Where this ends

🇪🇺 "If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever".

George Orwell, 1984.

[Poempie @PoempieBackup]

Vogelwijk Den Haag: géén AZC, Vlaggen uit en de rosé staat koud.

Inwoner: “Ik ben niet tegen opvang, maar niet in deze wijk.”

Klassiek links.
AZC’s dumpen bij de gewone hardwerkende Nederlander, maar niet in hun eigen achtertuin.

NL zit vol met dit soort smeerlappen 🤮

[cats lovers 😻 @FoodieMood9k]

Black and white kitten sleeping peacefully in the fluffy bed 😴💕

[癒しの動物 💜世界の話題💚 @iyasimof]

快眠です。

[Mimiko Todori @windygrey]

@DigitalEU Instead of teaching children to be strong and be able to take care of their lives by themself , the "governments" want to spoon feed them and make them even weaker? ...but well controlled? Sad to see the decay of democracy and the amount of citizens without will for anything.

[Mimiko Todori @windygrey]

@vonderleyen Teaching the children how to protect themselves is way more beneficial in short and long term than placing limitations for everyone.

[Mimiko Todori @windygrey]

@vonderleyen This should be the parents' job, not the EU's. Inform the parents how to deal with the internet security of their kids (like parenting control applications&etc). Everything else is just words about caring for children and actual act of control and spying over everyone in the EU.

[Mimiko Todori @windygrey]

@Europarl_EN I am very pro EU & I am sure Europe being united is an awesome thing. But this is the EU turning into Stasi. Very disappointed how naive are the people that voted for this thinking that it will "help the children". I had higher expectation how informed are in The Parliament...

[Fidias Panayiotou @Fidias0]

Members of the EU Parliament on CHAT CONTROL

@KatkaNevedal @RuthFirmenich

[Black cats are not bad luck @blackscats]

TODAY IS THE NATIONAL KITTY DAY ❤️

[Sarah Knafo @knafo_sarah]

L’Europe est tellement RICHE de VOTRE argent, qu’elle offre 11 climatiseurs à un service de pédiatrie du Monténégro.

Elle prête 40 millions d’euros pour climatiser un hôpital neuf de 250 lits en Turquie.

Elle cofinance la climatisation des hôpitaux tunisiens de Gafsa et Sidi Bouzid.

Ils financent le confort thermique à l’autre bout du monde, pendant qu’ils expliquent aux Européens qu’ils devraient souffrir en silence et sans clim, parce que ça pollue. Écoutez. ⤵️

[Martin Sonneborn @MartinSonneborn]

Falls sich jemand fragt, wie Parlamentspräsidentin Metsola auf die fixe Idee gekommen sein könnte, die Chatkontrolle für heute, 12 Uhr, (rechtswidrig) noch einmal auf die Tagesordnung zu setzen - hier ein paar Schnappschüsse von ihrer Kalifornienreise Ende Mai... Smiley!
Im Bild: US-Tech-Bros Zuckerberg, Tüp von Google, Tim Cook, Roberta Metaxa

[Mimiko Todori @windygrey]

Google's proposed workaround for installing unverified apps requires 9 steps, a 24-hour wait, and runs through Play Services, which Google can modify at any time. It hasn't shipped in any beta. https://t.co/BIH9m0QII4 #KeepAndroidOpen

[Mimiko Todori @windygrey]

@MartinSonneborn @gandalv7 Well ... if for the representatives the vacation is more important...we can not do more.