Amanda D McKinley

I just have random thoughts. That’s all.

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Should they make wine bottles bigger?

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@DisneyDLV Mulan?! But idk I was hoping it was a bugs life

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@_katmckinley

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@_clairetupper But I love them?

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You know that soft breeze from someone coughing? If you don’t like that feeling on your face. Don’t have kids.

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@_katmckinley @jonasbrothers Problem implies that something needs fixed…

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@britneyspears @_katmckinley 👀

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@prinschad1991 @Birm Every dad everywhere.

[Fall Out Boy @falloutboy]

Pulling something special out of The Vault. 

@taylorswift13 x Fall Out Boy

⚡Electric Touch⚡

out July 7th

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@prinschad1991 @kroger You ever order a banana? I either get 1 single banana, or like 6 bunches. It’s wild.

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All I wanna do is read my book but work has been getting in the way

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Just passed a kid waiting for the bus wearing an I 💜 hot moms shirt. So tell me you’re being raised by millennials, without telling me.

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@CrumblCookies @_katmckinley we getting cookies?!

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Nobody talks enough about how when your kid throws up you also get this small voice that’s says “you’re next”

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@CrumblCookies Wait. How did you miss out on tickets?? I’m surprised she doesn’t have crumbl backstage… let me know if you need a delivery girl 👀

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@PopBase @selenagomez Patiently waiting for @haileybieber to copy these

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Don’t come for friends.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Jennifer Aniston says there’s a whole generation that finds ‘Friends’ offensive now:

“Now it’s a little tricky because you have to be very careful, which makes it really hard for comedians… There’s a whole generation of people, kids, who are now going back to episodes of ‘Friends’ and find them offensive.”

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@prinschad1991 @AP Apparently religion is male led and it’s surprising and notable that a woman was found among the ranks. Unicorn if you will.

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@BackslashCam Everything you said about Joy was not a lie hahaha