trad accts here are so funny. they're like
"these ancient hills. the old hollowed oak. they whisper secrets of the tweeds they had once seen. but now the west has fallen. the youth defeated by athleisure. yet, one man rises [posts pic of a newly bought Marshalls dress shirt]"
A man in Park City, Utah, dreams that he is living in the year 2023, and that in the future people go on strike because they only make $125/day, and eggs cost $10/dozen.
staying close w people long distance really is about the mundane stuff. i get texts like "made egg toast" "spilled coffee all over my desk :(" "lady on the metro has not one not two but three tiny dogs in her purse" and its like wow. i love you more than words can express
it has come to my attention that my boyfriend cannot wash dishes without Linda Ronstadt’s “Long Long Time” blasting in the kitchen. one of the many things I love about him
Why can't I find a doctor who will prescribe "sea air" for my nerves so I can spend a summer in a picturesque costal town in England "for my health" only to be caught up in a local scandal and forced to solve a murder???