Rob🐝

🐕 dad | 🕯 small business owner | 🍸🍷🍺 expert | all-around nerd | life is short, be nice and have fun

[Rob🐝 @winerobsy]

Being married to my best friend is all I need in life ☺️

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

Turns out that if you do well in school and are at least moderately attractive, they just let you raw dog ADHD and autism until your thirties.

[I Dissent @DissentFu]

So when do I get my check because some of that is my money?

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

“well if we start removing politicians accused of sexual assault, we’d have to remove most of them...”

YES. THAT’S HOW ACCOUNTABILITY WORKS.

NOT HAVING RAPISTS IN OUR GOVERNMENT SHOULD BE THE BARE. F*CKING. MINIMUM. 🤡

[Rob🐝 @winerobsy]

@1goodtern

[Jeff Fabre @Jeff_like_Feff]

As someone who always used to be excited for new tech, I am not interested anymore. Everything has gotten so greedy, addictive, expensive and exclusive. They don't solve problems, they create them, and then try to sell you the solution. We're in literal technology hell.

[whalefact @awhalefact]

“i asked chatgpt” well i asked a whale and she said “OOooOooOOOOoo
oOooo” and then sank a yacht

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Be depressed and still go to work like the rest of us fucking have to.

[Benji Backer @BenjiBacker]

Contrary to the discourse, wildlife overpasses work.

[Covie @covie_93]

Whoever called CPS on Pete Buttigieg and his kids is truly f*cking evil and belongs in jail.

[Martina Navratilova @Martina]

And Iran would be correct

[Ron wright @ronsterd89]

Elon Musk once jokingly offered to end World Hunger, asking how much it would cost as if it would be some incalculable number.
When the UN replied saying 6.6 Billion would be enough to immediately end Famine for the year he never responded, and a few months later bought Twitter for 44 Billion.

You struggle and suffer because people like him are allowed to exist, not because your neighbor is an immigrant.

[⋆ rachel ⋆ @racheIaIi]

mind you we wouldn’t be this extreme heatwave if yous twats could make a shopping list or plan a holiday or i dont know write a fucking email without using ai

[TheFrenchie @ML3democrats]

If Kamala Harris had become president of the United States, Trump would be in prison, the strait of Hormuz would be open, Ukraine would be victorious, gas would be under $3 a gallon, and the U.S. would STILL be respected and supported around the world.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

What a rotten deal we made with Iran. We get nothing (except laughter at our stupidity). They get everything, including delay and big cash!

[Rob🐝 @winerobsy]

Next door neighbor just gave us a jar of weed over the fence 🥰

[maddie @madsssagascar]

im genuinely intolerant of religion like in a way that even progressives probably think is problematic. you have this made up idea of existence from a story book and you reject the reality of the world around you to the point of hate and violence. while looking stupid as fuck

[Rob🐝 @winerobsy]

I hope the guy that walked himself into my husband and I’s candle booth at the farmer’s market last night, who tried to talk to us about jesus and said “I know we don’t see eye to eye”, has a TERRIBLE weekend and an EVEN WORSE summer 🤗

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

Hot take: No professional sports team should ever receive a single cent of public taxpayer money to build a stadium. If a team can afford a billion-dollar roster, they can afford their own real estate. Why are we still subsidizing billionaires?

[Detritus Books @DetritusBooks]

The propaganda that AI “could cure cancer” while data centers are causing cancer.