S. Wingchi Wong

Software engineer @Affirm @Cornell 2010 I used to sport a handlebar mustache.

[S. Wingchi Wong @wingchi]

You either die a bug or live long enough to become a feature #SoftwareDevelopment

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

If this gets 1M likes our boss will let us name her baby “Armadillo.”
Twitter do your thing 🙏

[S. Wingchi Wong @wingchi]

Finally trying this wordle thing
Wordle 221 5/6

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[S. Wingchi Wong @wingchi]

In all seriousness, I’m just realizing that it cost me the same amount to replace my car’s windshield. 😬

[S. Wingchi Wong @wingchi]

I don’t understand why people need screen protectors on their phones. It only costs $300 to replace your screen.

[S. Wingchi Wong @wingchi]

Hot take: if covid-19 had small pox symptoms no one would complain about getting a vaccination.

[S. Wingchi Wong @wingchi]

@suzidao I cannot unsee the pink frogs.

[S. Wingchi Wong @wingchi]

SAT prep 🙄

[bobby @bobby]

post your first amazon order if you're not a coward

[S. Wingchi Wong @wingchi]

Lizard people watching Godzilla vs Kong:
finally, representation!

[S. Wingchi Wong @wingchi]

@suzidao Have you tried the doge add-on? It really helps with walks. It also makes walks a requirement unless you want poop on your rug.

[S. Wingchi Wong @wingchi]

@nickducoff Arc'teryx Atom LT. Good for around town and in the Cascades in the middle of the winter.

[S. Wingchi Wong @wingchi]

@_formwave_ @mx_redmond I grew up helping out in the kitchen at my dad's restaurant. I traded ridiculous food requests under tight deadlines for ridiculous feature requests under tight deadlines. I can't accidentally grate off the tip of my thumb with my keyboard though.

[S. Wingchi Wong @wingchi]

@gvy_dvpont Nice. Yeah, Motorola is doing some great stuff with their nearly stock budget options. Didn't they make the pixel 2?

[S. Wingchi Wong @wingchi]

Meeting today's steps goal was a beautiful cap to the holiday.

[Joanne L. Molinaro, The Korean Vegan @thekoreanvegan]

THREAD: My law firm is publishing something I wrote to its internal webpage. Here it is in thread form:

[S. Wingchi Wong @wingchi]

If we can get a big boat stuck in the Suez we can send doge to the moon. #DogeDay

[S. Wingchi Wong @wingchi]

@JonErlichman It's wild to think that Blockbuster could have acquired Netflix in 2000 for only $50 mil.

[S. Wingchi Wong @wingchi]

I helped hundreds of folks upgrade to 5G this morning.

[Tracy Chou 🌻 @triketora]

this is modern art https://t.co/00sna03smY

[S. Wingchi Wong @wingchi]

Seeing Godzilla vs. Kong without the CG is really wild.