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Never heard anyone say -- wow that was such a good doomscroll!!

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H1-Bs to H1-Bas 🤡

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A year used to be 5ish years, now it's like 2 months!!

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602, 8, ??, 901, 1004, 416, 3300, 2600, 589, 5629!!!!

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602, 8, ??, 901, 1004, 416, 3300, 2600, 589 🙂

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As of today, a fourth of my life has been spent here! 🛸

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Could have mined some bitcoin with the amount of energy I spend on washing, waxing, plucking, threading, sweeping, coloring, lasering & generally managing my hair 🫠

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I like cameras, recorders, radio, calculators, telephones, notebooks...
Using a phone is akin to flattening everything in a meal replacement powder instead of eating home cooked food 🥲

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Before you spiral, check :

1. Is your hair washed?
2. Are your eyebrows done?
3. Are periods due soon?

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@BogusNarendra @HumansNoContext 😂😂

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@megannn_lynne @charuta90

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@sajcasm_ @EducatedMoron @charuta90

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@Fredward3948576 @charuta90 🥲

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miss you so very much!

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utterly transfixed by the roomba! such a good little trooper!

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buying a jacket - will this jacket shield me from all the evil in the world? will it stay through all the cold dark storms?

buying pants - if I am having a picnic in a meadow but suddenly a zombie apocalypse starts, will i still be comfortable?

buying tops - mmm, cute.

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onwards 🙂

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Nail art technology has advanced a lot while I was not looking!!

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@NewYorker ✨

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@ShamrajSS 🎈💕♥️✨🙂

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602, 8, ??, 901, 1004, 416, 3300, 2600, 589 🙂