Brendawg

yeah no couldnt tell you

[Brendawg @Wings_freak]

shaggerty

[Joe Rogan @joerogan]

@macklemore Come do some porn with me.

[Dark Triad Greg Heffley @AnimeSerbia]

I will never understand why people dedicate their lives to try to prove hes evil. Hes like if Homer Simpson was real

[Chuck Bass @ChuckFBass]

Jon Bernthal earnestly spouting "But you think you understand the inventory of Home Depot" is going right to the VIP area of memory storage.

[finn @notebookpapr]

i consider roger from american dad a close personal family friend of mine

[himpath (francis etc) @gorgeousbrains]

•george’s will be a meditative drama about loss and grief
•paul’s will be a cameron crowe-ish slice of life comedic drama
•john’s will be a romantically messy, political drama
•ringo’s will be a shot for shot remake of scooby-doo on zombie island

[one dozen bats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I’ll never forget the time an interviewer asked Johnny Knoxville about the homoerotic subtext in Jackass and he got mad at them for calling it subtext.

[soli @solisolsoli]

Mermaid Tattoo by Chad Lewis

[andie ☆ @suburbiabona]

ever since i watched 4.5 a year ago this clip has become my kryptonite everytime im in a serious situation i will remember it and laugh for like ten minutes

[conor @conor_brn]

Train conductor just gave a little girl a ticket ‘with a doggy on it’ and said that it’ll get her on ‘any train in the world’ now. How’s that fucking fair

[turbomander (TWITCH AFFILIATE ERA) @turbomander]

no shade but personally after riding through the entire desert i would’ve given the horse a name

[Ch4rl13 @milktst]

Metal gear solid fan by the grace of god

[wint @dril]

why breed dogs with jaws large enough to tear through Flesh, when you could breed dogs with minds large enougj to tear through Fallacy.....

[bagel @bageltopia]

#nw drive 2011

[turbomander (TWITCH AFFILIATE ERA) @turbomander]

you DO NOT want to fuck with me dude my best friend is the goblin and he will FUCK you up. show em, the goblin

[garshmo @garshmo]

Say a hen needed a bathroom break. I would gladly sit on the egg. That’s just who I am

[Geoff @kwoade]

Delighted to announce that we have moved a stick perhaps 0.8 miles.

[reef jerky @georgeskrait]

Absolutely abysmal scenes at the McDonald’s by my bar at 6am lmfao