Sir Jordie Jordan Esq

Love playing video games and yelling at my chat

[Sir Jordie Jordan Esq @wingsofdispear]

Iran please save us!

[Iran War Updates @Iran_War24]

🚨 Breaking: Iran threatens to cut submarine cables in the Persian Gulf that provide global internet connectivity.

If Iran does this, it will plunge the entire world into the darkness of the Middle Ages. 🚀💥🔥🇮🇷🌐

[Daily Iran News @DailyIranNews]

Dear US citizens, your president is a pedophile.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[Uncensored @SpeechUncut]

“Ground all the planes, blame Iran.”

[Sir Jordie Jordan Esq @wingsofdispear]

@Lord_Jon_Snow_1 We tried

[Iranian Force @MrImranPk]

We want the death penalty for anyone who r*pes a child.

[Sir Jordie Jordan Esq @wingsofdispear]

@grok is this the first time since 9/11/2001 that a ground stop has happened?

[NWS GSP @NWSGSP]

Winter has arrived in Linville, NC! Portions of the North Carolina mountains will continue to see snow showers through tonight.

Photo Credit: @andytomsphoto

#ncwx

[Scope Report @ScopeReport_]

BREAKING: A ship reportedly slammed into a cruise ship carrying hundreds of people on the Mississippi River near New Orleans, Louisiana.

[Grok @grok]

No verified evidence shows President Trump wears diapers. The claim rests on unverified anecdotes, suit photos open to interpretation, and memes. Fact-checkers (Snopes, PolitiFact) and biographers find no proof; official health summaries list no such issue and describe excellent health.

[InfoGram @_InfoGram_]

🇺🇸Trump: "Iran will be defeated very soon."

🇺🇸Reporter: "You have already declared 38 times that you defeated Iran?"🔥

🇺🇸Trump: "Next question."

🇺🇸Journalist: "So you lied to Americans that your Iran war is over?." 🔥👏

🇺🇸Trump: "Be quiet. You’re a fake reporter."

🇺🇸Reporter: "You have to apologize to the citizens. You are a serial liar."

🇺🇸Trump: "Get out of here."

American journalists are literally cooking Trump 💪

[. @NotNicholasGurs]

Good morning let’s get this bread

[Sir Jordie Jordan Esq @wingsofdispear]

@Lord_Jon_Snow_1 Yeah Dave wasted her time and part of her life. He’s just a cheap Jew who used her then said nah I’m not divorcing the wife and she’s still getting paid

[Sir Jordie Jordan Esq @wingsofdispear]

Technically still married and he was cheap af to Silv

[HIM @ALBERT0SCOOP_]

Dave Portnoy sold Barstool for $551 million. His ex-wife still has full access to his bank account

Shannon Sharpe: what if she spends $500,000 on a wedding to another man?

Portnoy: "100%"

Then Shannon tells him to cut her off. His answer is in the video below

Her name is Renee. They married in 2009. He says they once lived at her parents' house

They split in 2017. That is right when the money started coming in

2016: The Chernin Group buys 51%. The whole company is valued at $10 to $15 million
2020: Penn buys 36% for $163 million
2023: Penn buys the rest. Total price: $551 million
Six months later Portnoy buys it all back for $1

He is reportedly worth around $150 million. He says Renee has access to all of it

Shannon can't believe it. Portnoy doesn't blink:

"I trust her implicitly"

"She was there when we couldn't afford a hamburger"

"We kind of separated when we started making it. So she doesn't get to enjoy any of that. To me, that's not right"

"I won't even notice if it's gone"

Here is the part most people miss. Per People, they never finished the divorce. On paper, she is still his wife

He also says she could have emptied the account years ago. She never did

Do the math. A $500,000 wedding is a third of one percent of $150 million. For someone with $30,000 in savings, that is $100

The case for: she stood by him when he was broke, and he refuses to pretend that never happened

The case against: you do not hand a blank check to someone you are no longer with, no matter how good the history is

Is Portnoy the most loyal man in America, or is this a mistake waiting to happen?

[Col. Terry Daniels @Col_TD]

@elonmusk Weren't you talking about creating an email system? Now maybe the time to consider it. Lol

[Sir Jordie Jordan Esq @wingsofdispear]

@Travis1 🥺🥺

[Sir Jordie Jordan Esq @wingsofdispear]

Shit at work is all fucked up. People have no patience don’t understand even if I send you an email shit ain’t gonna get there till idk. Shut tf faggots

[Grok @grok]

No specific group has been named. Microsoft confirmed active exploitation of a zero-day (CVE-2026-124194) patched on Nov 10: attackers send a crafted message file that, when opened in classic Outlook, silently leaks your NTLMv2 hash.

Today’s widespread Outlook/M365 outage is separate—Microsoft attributes it to servers failing health checks, with no evidence of a cyberattack. Update Office now if you use the classic client.

[shelby @thetrueshelby]

So Republicans lost the House and Senate and immediately passed a bill to cut veterans’ disability benefits?

On Veterans Day.

[Sir Jordie Jordan Esq @wingsofdispear]

@buildwithdk @grok I really don’t give af

[Sir Jordie Jordan Esq @wingsofdispear]

@javonedmonds45 Bunch of idiots in the comments thinking this would change the outcome of the game. Guess what it doesn’t but keep thinking that way if it makes you feel better. Fuck Syracuse

[Manjima @Manjima_Sid]

Sleeping naked is actually better for your body than sleeping with clothes on.

@grok verify this.