PDS

London based photographer of people, brands and space.

[🚨The Celebration Police🚨 @PLCPolice]

Feels like time to call it a day on this account, so this will be my final post.

I started this piss-taking Celebration Police thing 4 years ago and it’s genuinely been great fun. Unexpectedly so.

Through this account, I’ve met and engaged with some brilliant people, built a 55k following, made a bit of money and, for the most part, enjoyed my time here.

But let’s be honest: the joke wore thin a long time ago. And i’m bored of this platform and the increasingly repetitive, shit banter that fills it.

And Arsenal have won the league, so who gives a fuck about weirdos telling you when you can or can’t be happy about the football team you invest so much of yourself in😂

Policing celebrations is about as lame as it gets. It really is😂👎🏻

So thank you for all the support over the years, each and every one of you, and for engaging with The Celebration Police. You’ve been brilliant❤️

So for one last time…

ALL UNITS TO THE EMIRATES!!! 🚨🚨🚨

Chiefo x
#COYG

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@ESBNetworks zero heads up that the electricity would be out today. Thats bad form ESB. A full day of no electricity with no notice. Jokers

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@Ryanair lads RK906 from Cork here. Any danger of some staff onsite giving any direction to the plane full of passengers who’ve been told to get on an bus to Shannon

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@AskPTSB what time does your Business 24 phone line open. I need some help and it sounds nobody’s turned the phones on yet. I don’t want to talk to a machine. Thanks

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@PTSBIreland I can’t seem to make a payment from business account. Are there issues at the moment?

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@SkySports surely let Gary Neville commentate on Arsenal games just wind up Arsenal fans.
Absolute pillock stick statements during in that first half.

[Domino's Pizza UK @Dominos_UK]

delivery for City

[adidas Scotland @adidasUK]

Tap, hold and load the POTM in 4k 📸

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

The 50,000 people who’ve come to see Michael Oliver referee are really getting their money’s worth

[Out of context Benny Blanco @oocbennywhite]

https://t.co/gqu3p3ZpiU

[Max Rushden 💛🖤 @maxrushden]

NO CHANGES HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Lando finally seeing what a knob Max is 👀👀

#f1 #AustrianGP

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@bookingcom any chance you can DM me a customer service number where I’m able to speak to someone?

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@PicturesFoIder

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@theonecid I was Android from day one (used Samsung, Pixels, OnePlus over that period) switched to iPhone 3 years ago and can’t see myself going back.

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@MotoGP @88jorgemartin @ApriliaOfficial Holy shit balls. Where did that come from?

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@SkySportsPL We lost to Villa and Fulham.

Idiot.

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Son you useless bucket of muppet #totmci

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@LauraKirk12 It’s a tough to watch this. It’s as if they’ve forgotten the position we’re in 😩

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@SkyNews This is news?