SassyPantz

[SassyPantz @winning5093]

Current situation: looking for a wreckage yard that smashes whole cars or a pig farm. Either would do just fine.

[SassyPantz @winning5093]

I absolutely hate giving people the power to make me angry. It’s my energy, not theirs.

[818 @818Newbie]

Rocking
Papering
Scissoring

[TattleTaleSister @TattleTSister]

My personality type is irritated.

[TrishDelish 💋 @trishm426]

Expectations are just disappointments waiting to happen

[Chelle~ @BombChelleNY]

Sometimes... just getting in and out of my truck is my workout.

[SassyPantz @winning5093]

@delusions_of @sixfootcandy Very interesting. I dreamt I was a penguin last night. Wondered what It meant. Now I know.

[Bʀɪᴀɴɪᴀᴄ® @BGH70]

Your arrogance lacks validity.

[SassyPantz @winning5093]

That Bath Felt amazing. Possibly forgot to rinse conditioner out of my hair. Again. Vodka is good. Ponytail tomorrow.

[SassyPantz @winning5093]

That one person you Can tell everything. You just hope they don’t try to blackmail you. Because that would suck.@chopperveenstra

[❤️‍🔥Sardonic Tart❤️‍🔥 @SardonicTart]

*Falls asleep on couch three seconds into tv show*

"I should go to bed"

*Wide awake in bed for two hours*

[SassyPantz @winning5093]

Seriously rethinking this hetero status.

[SassyPantz @winning5093]

Pretending to sleep because you’re pissed. That’s a real healthy relationship right there. Except add valium. No pretending then. And the pissed magically disappears.

[I LIKE CHIPS @aaronup]

Not enough rap songs about going to bed at 8:30.

[Richard Harris @RichHarris2]

Imagine falling in love with someone and it all worked out. Plot twist.

[Jeff Parshley @JeffParshley]

I didn't change, I just grew. I learned what's best for me. If I have to lose people or things to get to where I need to be, then I'm okay with that.

[Just J @junejuly12]

No thanks, invite to a “fun weekend at a cabin in the woods”.

Everyone knows only virgins make it to the end of those.

[LTB @_Tempo11]

Anticipate my needs motherfucker.