Lolita Klein

Never, never, never give up.

[Julianne Yohe @pattikrape2]

This gecko is more photogenic than you http://t.co/Pl4bvy3tL2

[Lolita Klein @winsomecarson]

iPhone + iPad + iMac = iBankrupt.

[Chris Dossantos @Levy2Carmen]

Friend: "Whats a good movie?" Me: "Snakes on a Plane." Friend: "Whats it about?" Me: "Horses... horses on a boat."

[Shari Woolf @NellMaryam]

sounds like sunday

[Lolita Klein @winsomecarson]

"You are what you eat." Thats funny, I don't remember eating a legend lately.

[Lolita Klein @winsomecarson]

This is how ghetto people count: 1) Wahh 2) Two 3) Three 4) Foe 5) Fieee 6) Sih 7) Selm 8) Ate 9) Naa 10) Teh 11) Lem 12) Twehh

[Karen Su @Alvarez5Arturo]

funny text message fail http://t.co/kOz0eGPEsJ

[Lolita Klein @winsomecarson]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA = very funny. Hahahaha = funny. haha = not that funny.

[Mary Hines @HuinhSofia]

"I'm going to bed" .. really means .. "I'm going to lay on my bed and be on my phone."

[Sylvia Gregory @DeeGirardin2]

That awkward moment when you fail at being mad at someone because they make you laugh.