Tait Winston

Stand Up Comedian-Featured in Melbourne International Comedy Festival-Resident Comedian at Tropicana Casino in Atlantic City

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@realDonaldTrump is creating the biggest Race War since #mariokart

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Politics have become sports for hipsters.

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I did an outdoor show that was packed and people were sardined in. It was like having unprotected sex with a stranger-It felt great in the moment, but I woke up and was like omg I should get tested.

#NYC #COVID19 #standupcomedy

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@JackSlackMMA Huganomics

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Just a reminder- Amani Kildea was lynched in Morristown, New Jersey and it is being covered up effectively.

#BLM #AmaniKildea #NewJersey

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The further North you drive in The State of New York, the more Southern it gets.

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@TMZ_Sports um the racial slur he shouted didn't warrant mention in your headline fucksticks??

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If @CyhiThePrynce ghostwrites all of his speeches, Kanye might win.

#Kanye2020

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@RayJ hit the First Lady first.
#Kanye2020 #RayJ #KimKardashian

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Kanye should be the President. It’s just that the President shouldn’t be Kanye

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Rest In Peace #AmaniKildea, he was lynched in #morristownnj, and the Morristown PD ruled his death a suicide. He was a happy person with an incredibly bright future. He was part of an organization that exposed over 30 pedophiles in Morris County, including Police Officers.

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@TennisChannel @UTShowdown This format turns Tennis into a bad game show. What is a 6 point ace? Cmon son.

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@TennisChannel @elbenchetrit @UTShowdown This scoring system is straight doo doo. The goal was to make Tennis more exciting?? It's just more confusing. Y'all are trying to make this sport more accessible and mainstream by complicating it? This is silly goosery. Just play tie breaks if you want it to be faster paced.

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@UTShowdown @elbenchetrit Woof this scoring system is garbage and incredibly confusing. Why don't y'all just play seven point tie breaks if you want to make it faster paced-all these silly rules make it a different sport. Theres multiple clocks running and points jumping around its a shameful clusterfuck

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@UTShowdown @DreddyTennis @elbenchetrit @DreddyTennis is that dude. This scoring system is the silliest shit I've ever seen in my life. The fans have no idea what is happening. Your goal was to make tennis more exciting and fast paced, but you've effectively made it more confusing and less fair.

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@notnicksimmons @MELANIATRUMP fursureeeeee has some content on ye olde p hubby

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Hope everyone celebrated today with small pox blankets😃😀😘

#America

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God Bless Jamiroquai

#4thofJuly

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Faking #JeffreyEpstein's suicide was easier than spelling Ghislaine Maxwell

#ghislanemaxwell #jeffyepps

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40% of the people saying Black Lives Matter are still 100% scared of Black People. It's astonishing the shit other white people say to me thinking they're safe because I look like a Hitler Youth Recruiter. Watch what you say, & think about how you think.

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@lacroixwater should be renamed Lacrosse water because it's too expensive and privileged white people love it.