Jez: (This is fucking wicked. I am almost definitely a musical genius). [Looks at himself in the mirror]. (Maybe a tattoo on my chest, but of my face. Yeah, double me! Feel it!)
“This is it, this is happening”
Tickets on sale this Saturday 31st August (🇮🇪8AM IST / 🇬🇧9AM BST)
Dates:
Cardiff Principality Stadium - 4th/5th July
Manchester Heaton Park - 11th/12th/19th/20th July
London Wembley Stadium - 25th/26th July & 2nd/3rd August
Edinburgh Scottish Gas Murrayfield Stadium - 8th/9th August
Dublin Croke Park - 16th/17th August
Things used for measurement comparisons in Britain:
-Olympic swimming pools
-Double-decker busses
-Wales
-Dinner plates
-Football pitches
-Various models of hatchback car
-Wembley Stadium
-All the coins, usually involving the words “pence piece”
I know what you’re thinking , I can’t keep away from football , and you would be right! 🤣
Delighted to be asked to help out at Torquay by the new owners, hopefully we can get a wonderful club back into the Football League where it belongs
Will be a tough but enjoyable journey.
Are you with me? 😀
What a Brit says when all of their hopes and dreams are crushed:
“Ah well”
“Never mind, eh”
“Wasn’t meant to be”
“Shame”
“Could be worse”
“Such is life”
“Hey ho”
“Can’t be helped”
“Mustn’t grumble”
“Right”
“It is what it is”
“I knew it”
“We’re still alive… barely”
“At least it’s not raining”
“I’ll put the kettle on”
“We’ll laugh about this one day”
“Typical”
“Bugger”
Any cup draw should not take place until all ties are played.
You lose the buzz & excitement of getting through if you already know you’ve got a tough draw in the next round!