Winston Churchill

[Winston Churchill @WinstonIsBack]

Goddamn Germans hit my mother's house today. I hope my oil paintings survived.

[Winston Churchill @WinstonIsBack]

@Mans_BFF I dug this up from the archives, I think its you. http://twitpic.com/150z56
Wait, maybe this one is you. http://twitpic.com/150z9b

[Winston Churchill @WinstonIsBack]

War is a game that is played with a smile. If you can't smile, grin. If you can't grin, keep out of the way till you can.

[Winston Churchill @WinstonIsBack]

My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop.

[Winston Churchill @WinstonIsBack]

@imbecomedeath They recently had to reduce the sovereign to .5 silver. Its a tragedy.

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Hey @generallismo is it cold there yet?

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@GenGeorgie When ARE you going to fucking invade. A bomb just blew my hat off! Get these damn Krauts off of us.

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@canuspareadime Keep away. You'll get your nice hat soon enough.

[Winston Churchill @WinstonIsBack]

@canuspareadime FDR is an old fart. He can't even keep up with my fat ass.

[Winston Churchill @WinstonIsBack]

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.