W I N T E R

| like the season, but hotter. |

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

i hate apps that shut off your music when you open them like how fvcking important do you think you are

[eliz @eliza___v]

You must complete the HR mandatory safety training"
Me:

[mo @mofromyt]

hearing rascal flatts ‘life is a highway’ again in theaters is gonna be a religious experience

[Taurus Groove @jiggyjayy2]

Our mamas was right, you do have to micro clean every day or your home will be dirty

[JP 🍍 @JPLFR80]

I wonder how many times I have died on fuck, marry, kill

[flex @lowkflex]

Them calling ugly women GRENADES is still some of the funniest shit I’ve ever had the pleasure of witnessing

[Bummer T. Vibes, Esq @VibesBummer]

When I’m eating shared nachos I’m always thinking 3 nacho moves ahead of my opponent.

[Matthew Tynan @Matthew_Tynan]

I love when people tweet “you’ll never guess in a million years who…” and they’re absolutely correct

[Eva. @Bunny_ngl]

Anyone in here work at a hotel front desk?
This is for you.
STOP ANNOUNCING ROOM NUMBERS WHEN YOU HAND OVER THE KEY.

[mrs. dobbins ☕️🪶 @mrsdobbins_]

I just saw something that said adulthood was “deciding what ethnicity to make the ground beef and chicken every night” which seems even more accurate 😂

[staxxx🦅 @papiwontmiss]

This DoorDasher is built different and honestly I love him

[Inquiring Minds @TiffaniMarie483]

We should go back to banning pharmaceutical ads. I’m really tired of my 5yo singing the Skyrizzi song.

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

These schools need to stop giving out Chromebooks and give the kids planners and notebooks again

[Lammie_Art @Lammie_Art01]

Me at Walmart: No one will ever know I bought this dress for $7.

Stranger: I love your dress.

Me: GIRL, IT WAS $7 AT WALMART AND IT HAS POCKETS

[Vivek Gupta | Fat Loss Coach @vivekguptaa]

STOP BEING AVERAGE

-Do 90,000 steps a day
-Brush your teeth with creatine
-Eat 900g of protein daily
-Run marathon sub 30 min
-Drink 15 litres of water
-Do a triathlon every Saturday
-Lose 15kg in a week

[doomer @uncledoomer]

we used to be a country

[nick crompton @nickcromp]

Can’t believe I’m posting for the first time since leaving Team 10 to comment on Justin’s Coachella set lol…

Anyone calling it lazy is missing the business.

He sold his publishing and artist royalties to Hipgnosis in 2023. UMG owns the master recordings. Every minute he spends performing the old catalog is a minute he's putting in work for other people's royalty checks.

Playing the YouTube videos costs him nothing. No band, no backup singers, little production. Fans still get records like Baby, Sorry, Beauty and a Beat, and Never Say Never. All the nostalgia, none of the overhead. He saved his actual performance for Swag, which is the era he owns.

He also got discovered uploading videos to YouTube as a kid. A laptop on the main stage is the most intimate, on-brand, and authentic thing he could've done.

And he's in a completely new chapter doing it the way he wants. No Scooter, new team, new business structure. Full control for the first time in his career.

If you didn't like it, you're just not a Belieber 🤷🏼‍♂️

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

Yep

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

If adults told you “you should be a lawyer” as a child, that was a polite way of them saying you were clocking their shit.