not a lawyer

i never feel guilty about being privileged

[not a lawyer @winterstormmaya]

But I just keep coming off the top, asbestos

[not a lawyer @winterstormmaya]

@sydlecix Bro did she lose the cat

[ѕєиɪ @zalatwicc]

how it feels to be loved

[🌾🌾dyatlov pastiche 🌾🌾 @muffinlab]

too late i have already described myself as the benevolent 7 dots of knowledge genius and you as the ignorant yet curious 3 dot moron

[not a lawyer @winterstormmaya]

@ig0tflavaa Me rn

[not a lawyer @winterstormmaya]

@ig0tflavaa meeeeeeeeee

[ig0tflava @ig0tflavaa]

Eating poke outside with my friend

[not a lawyer @winterstormmaya]

I’ve been banned from Twitter. By corrupt Elon musk

[not a lawyer @winterstormmaya]

Hello

[not a lawyer @winterstormmaya]

Hellloooooo

[powerful wizerd @powerfulwizerd]

I used to hate the Minions but as time has passed i’ve come to respect and even love them

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

Local fall festival sold out of apple cider donuts by the time we finished the corn maze

[not a lawyer @winterstormmaya]

i'm not happier than everyone in a relationship but i'm happier than 60-65% of them AT LEAST

[not a lawyer @winterstormmaya]

day 1 billion not in a parking lot at night while snow gently falls and then i get back into my shitty car and blast the heat and drive home on the same silent streets as 10000 other nights

[not a lawyer @winterstormmaya]

fantasy football is tearing my family apart

[not a lawyer @winterstormmaya]

this year i'm gonna remember how to read and write

[not a lawyer @winterstormmaya]

i can feel modcloth returning....lace up ankle boots imminent . then u will all be back in MY WORLD

[not a lawyer @winterstormmaya]

i can say that i did say that and it's probably what happened