shelly the baracuda

not a celebrity

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"Minority Report" (2002) directed by Steven Spielberg, shot by Janusz Kaminsky

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"Bound" (1999) by Whyn Lewis

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virgo season

[𝔅 @itsforevermine]

all roads lead to me getting what i want btw

[archive dilfs @archivedilfs]

Happy birthday Alexander Skarsgård!!!

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Happy 50th birthday to Emmy winner Alexander Skarsgård!

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@latkedelrey it looked like hope

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this is why i was fuming when there were so many people standing on the right side of the escalators in the city train stations but then i saw they were all wearing Brisbane Lions merch

[pat 2: cruise control @ranmasaotome96]

When you think about it, visiting Melbourne as an Aussie rules fan from interstate is kinda like visiting Akihabara as an anime fan.

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Last night I literally ended my night early because I was tired and “really needed to get my shit together” and then realised it was the first day of Virgo season

[Logan ☽ @astropriestesss]

virgo season

[S🎞️ @cinephilishh]

i’ve got that mental illness that makes you think watching movies is productive

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@MediumSizeMeech HIGH FIDELITY!

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@ranmasaotome96 He Died With A Felafel In His Hand erasure

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Try having work kids!

[no @jaksunks]

“work husband” “work wife” try having 4 work grandpas

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The wrong music is over this

[Interesting things @awkwardgoogle]

Guinea Pigs Jump Across From Rug to Rug

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@amyl_mcbeal Oooof im lucky cos i only cant stop thinking about La Gravida and was literally thinking thank god i didnt watch blue heron after

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@saintdemie Stephanie knew too.

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@frootgumi @charliyuri Hes too busy :(

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The Al-Gore-Rhythm w/@ali_sivi

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Leaving my therapists office after revealing to him he’s my new crush

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

Leaving my therapist’s office after unburdening myself of what has been and revealing I have a new crush

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The New Girls actors and writers watching this like 🫩🫠🫪🙃🤬

[sara @saradotxyz]

Neil Patrick Harris reveals How I Met Your Mother only filmed 22 weeks out of the year and Mondays were a one-hour day

“We only filmed for half of the year, really. Because you’re only doing 22 episodes, so that’s 22 weeks out of the year that you’re filming. You got every fourth week off while the writers kind of kept writing and tightened things up”

“It was kind of the dream job”

“Monday you’d go in for a table read, where you’d sit around a table and you’d read the script so that the network people could hear it, the writers could hear it. They’d know what was landing and wasn’t. You go home. You’d work for one hour on Monday”

“Tuesday you’d go in 10 AM. You’d rehearse the scenes with the director and just the cast, and then at like lunchtime 15 people would come in. You’d put on a play. People would laugh, whatever. You go home”

“Then Wednesday, Thursday, Friday you’d film. If you weren’t in the scenes, you didn’t have to be there. And we filmed it like it was a sitcom. We didn’t have a studio audience, but we had the cameras as if it was a studio audience”

“And then you just got to play for three days. Fantastic. It was the best job”

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@theoceanblooms U know what u got me there girl