robyn :)

𖤓 ♐︎ ☽ ♒︎ ꜛ ♈︎

[Zito @_Zeets]

First time I had a margarita:

[Anne Ortelee @AnneOrtelee]

1:51am EDT: Jupiter enters Leo for a YEAR. Our Lunar-calendar animal, the Fire Horse, blooms into her own. Amplification of matters Leonine: fame, confidence, glamor . . .

[machine yearning engineer @confusionm8trix]

boyfriends have access to an entirely different set of youtube videos

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

@Complex Petit disque orange (rotated), by František Kupka, 1932

[blaire @pissshit90001]

I am literally never drinking again until around maybe Friday at 7pm

[sarah @tradepartty]

My bf will be like let me put something on tv and it’s a YouTube video of a guy deep frying action figures and then he’ll start touching my boobs

[々 @ayospawned]

Women will literally say 'idk maybe I'm just crazy' right before accurately predicting a sequence of events with 100% psychic precision.

[trash jones @jzux]

i eat popcorn like someone is going to take it away from me and then kill me

[The Original Lisa Vandercunt @robinwannabefly]

I saw someone’s story time yesterday talking about “things moved fast between us for 6 months and I ended up pregnant even though we weren’t planning for a baby.” I kept scrolling. My tolerance for listening to women act like pregnancy just falls out of a coconut tree is on 0.

[jena @srepsev]

If a man is horny enough, he will like your sunset pic insta story. And I think that’s beautiful

[robyn :) @wipedoutswift]

Ooohhhh myyyy godddddd

[robyn :) @wipedoutswift]

I hope that the universe doesn’t do a reverse uno on us this time but I would do it for my girl Jordan

[robyn :) @wipedoutswift]

I hope that the universe doesn’t do a reverse uno on us this time but I would do it for my girl Jordan

[robyn :) @wipedoutswift]

And you know what is fucking crazy. IT HAPPENED AGAIN???????? JORDAN CANT CATCH A BREAK

[Maletšemana @maletsemana]

You’ll be having the worst time of your life and someone will video call you

[Witch @witchwounds]

nono im not weirded out. im weirded in. please, go on.

[JoeLongBalls @JoeLongBalls]

I'm gonna let you in on a little secret, when you're washing your bedsheets just run that dryer twice, don't even bother checking

[d4rkr34p3r666 @reimufan099]

Has anyone else realized there's nothing to fucking watch on youtube anymore

[🤠 @iluvbvnny]

sometimes a big t-shirt is lingerie

[robyn :) @wipedoutswift]

@jorjorlewis Oh 24 years I’m sick

[Derek Montilla  @Cap_Kaveman]

Arizonans enjoying the last day of nice weather until November

[Pearl Rose @hipearlrose]

started being a bitch and my eczema was GONE