Adolfo Rodríguez (parody of myself)

I don't know what's going on but parody parody now give me blue checkmark

[Adolfo Rodríguez (parody of myself) @wirchoreal]

Twitter is getting extremely boring and I'm just going to mess with people from now on. Just in case anyone thinks any of my tweets are serious.

[Adolfo Rodríguez (parody of myself) @wirchoreal]

@KWestbrook0 @MandatoryTopic @mattyglesias Blue check person, at some point you have to realize you're not clever when pretty every random reply to your tweets gets 20x more likes than you do.

[Adolfo Rodríguez (parody of myself) @wirchoreal]

@MrThomas1990 @theserfstv The point is precisely that it *could* be like left-handedness. So one should not assume otherwise (or base a whole political outrage movement on an assumption) without proof.

Also importantly; if there is a social component to it, who cares? Let people do whatever they want 🙂

[Adolfo Rodríguez (parody of myself) @wirchoreal]

I still check Twitter sometimes just to see regular people dunk on blue checkmarks.

[Adolfo Rodríguez (parody of myself) @wirchoreal]

@DarkPrometheus1 @krs6pak @MattBinder The trip was canceled because of the silly conservative grievance. I am using the literal definition of the word "cancel"

[Adolfo Rodríguez (parody of myself) @wirchoreal]

Clicking on "Show Thread" sends me to Trump's social network lol wtf @Twitter

[Adolfo Rodríguez (parody of myself) @wirchoreal]

@trunarla Why do I still laugh at every single one of these?

[Adolfo Rodríguez (parody of myself) @wirchoreal]

@ToddMitchem @alliekmiller @OpenAI Maybe but then it replaced fashion with engineering after she said "oops I meant man". This is the part that's problematic.

[Adolfo Rodríguez (parody of myself) @wirchoreal]

@ShowMeTJ @AlannaVagianos So it is ok for people to give their opinion about crappy governments elsewhere? Great! 🙂

[Adolfo Rodríguez (parody of myself) @wirchoreal]

@ShowMeTJ @AlannaVagianos Is free speech bad?

[Adolfo Rodríguez (parody of myself) @wirchoreal]

@McCallaPE @JohnSch25098962 @krassenstein John S Numbers for short

[Adolfo Rodríguez (parody of myself) @wirchoreal]

@RepBusinessDir @nocheckyglesias "The common folk" are the people without check marks. Twitter blue subscribers are the impressionable folk.

[Adolfo Rodríguez (parody of myself) @wirchoreal]

@physicsJ @fikrimvar @williamlegate @catobie Have you read The Sneetches by Dr Seuss? A salesman comes to a town where some have stars on the bellies and others don't (the starred ones look down on the non-stars). The salesman sell stars to the latter. Then the stars become uncool and he charges to remove the stars.

[Adolfo Rodríguez (parody of myself) @wirchoreal]

@ArdentMammal @MattBinder Apparently the Chrome extension can still tell them apart.

[Adolfo Rodríguez (parody of myself) @wirchoreal]

@chrissipumpkin @matthen2 You hung it by its corners? 😢

[Adolfo Rodríguez (parody of myself) @wirchoreal]

@Prolife_Sam @MattBinder Drag queen story time events are perfectly fine though. I think we can all agree on that 🙂

[Adolfo Rodríguez (parody of myself) @wirchoreal]

@JohnPolitis88 @gailendavid @RonFilipkowski I'm pretty sure lying about serving is quite bad

[Adolfo Rodríguez (parody of myself) @wirchoreal]

@eastcoast_blaze @joss_prior You people are so incredibly unsmart.