Glen Parker

Husband, Dad, Paw. And They’re Off!

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@theMRC @KatiePavlich My British friends, from military brat childhood, might suggest that CNN is ‘the village idiot network’.

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@atTheTrack7 Isn’t Ohio Derby NW1?

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@BeemieAwards Skip the Preakness. Get some glue-on shoes. Resurface for the Belmont. Cheers!

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@TwinSpires @NTamm1215 @KentuckyDerby @TravisStone Hot Take moment — ‘I can talk’ 🤦‍♂️

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@CraigMilkowski @derby1592 “A STRANGE GAME. THE ONLY WINNING MOVE IS NOT TO PLAY.. ... HOW ABOUT A NICE GAME OF CHESS?”

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@Her_Nonymous_D Mr. Rogers suggested, ‘look for the helpers’. Thanks for being this person’s helper.

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@DailyRacingForm @HorseToWatch @ItsMeGinoB @CraigMilkowski @morninglineio Prat is 25% winner riding for Chad… powerful combo

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@failedtomenace @turf_paradise @NYRABets Zero of my $$$ go to TuP for 51 weeks of the year. Why burn my Derby bankroll in Arizona? 🤦‍♂️

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@DanIllman_MJC @DaveRodman @LaurelPark May the FormBlog be with you today!

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@EJXD2 @derby1592 @FairmountPk 52 years later… Fairmount, the track that appeared in Daily Racing Form that contained Louisiana Downs in Seventies. Illinois, Nebraska, South Dakota? LaD is just as inconsequential today.

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@NTamm1215 Storm’s Wake affirms that you remain ‘Nicky The Boss’!

Congrats on new Churchill gig. You & @TravisStone have moved a distance of ground from ‘Inside Rail’ era 👏🏻

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@KarenHa44158747 @TeamHendrick @LASTCARonBROCK I managed my Ménière’s disease successfully for over 20 years. Unfortunately, the best med is diazepam. Yep, Valium. Like circuit breaker for me. This definitely eliminates driving at any speed. Hope Mr. Bowman finds workable solution.

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@BigWeekendShow my brother has best line — ‘God has men grow beards to cover their ugly faces!’ An excellent example of kindness to others.

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@KALBtv5 why does CBS 2 not have close captions available?

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@1stJensen @ESPNInsights Of course, ESPN will promote FOX televised BIG NOON KICKOFF match. Hotty Toddy!

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@ESPNInsights 109-0 versus ‘tomato can’ opponents. Just curious, who were Pat Summitt’s career most overwhelmed opponents?

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@finebaum is it me, or does Kiffin already smell like CORN DOG? Hotty Toddy!!!

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@PeterBurnsESPN Go to Hell, Lane, Go to Hell!!!

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@CraigMilkowski Obviously, Aggies are Second Half outfit today. I left TV for lunch. A&M carded THREE TDs!

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@createcraig @BillAckman Will life imitate art? ‘Mr. McCarthy, I have Snake Plissken holding for you on Line 2’