Wise Moments

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[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

Is Christmas pizza a thing? Because Christmas pizza should be a thing.

[Wilde Thingy @wildethingy]

Being entirely correct about everything is very on-brand for me.

[Kristen @Kica333]

Jokes on you unknown number. I barely answer my phone for people I know.

[Kristen @Kica333]

I kind of miss when people stood 6ft away.

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

Someone called Diddy supporters Diddiots and I can’t stop laughing.

[Kristen @Kica333]

Have you ever caught a glimpse of yourself in a self check out camera and wished you could start your day over again?

[Kristen @Kica333]

Flour company: What if we sell it in a paper bag that’s not fully sealed at the bottom?

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

Shoutout to the guy jogging in this heat. You win. Whatever it is, you win.

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

Dear kids, we weren’t perfect.

But we were happy.

[Wilde Thingy @wildethingy]

I didn't lose a girlfriend, I gained an enemy.

[Unkonfined @unkonfined]

If you want to make someone mad, accept what they did to you and go be happy.

People hate when they can’t destroy you.

[Unkonfined @unkonfined]

Anyone who hates the truth will hate you even more for telling it.

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

Nothing healthy happens in the kitchen on Friday nights.

[Kristen @Kica333]

I don’t understand people who do stuff after work. You just did stuff at work. You should be done now.

[Unkonfined @unkonfined]

People will be mad at you for being mad at them for something that they did to you.

[Unkonfined @unkonfined]

It’s funny how nobody cares how you feel until you make them feel how they made you feel.

[meghan @deloisivete]

Planning an expensive meal for Valentine’s Day (scrambled eggs)

[Kristen @Kica333]

Coworker: Are you doing anything after work?

Me: No I did things at work and now I’m done.

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

Spent most of the day making sure the couch still works. So far so good.

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

Nothing prepared me for how much of my adult life would be spent hiding from people I know at the grocery store.