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How is there construction EVERYWHERE?! And why do y'all insist on using air horns? #bayareabullshit

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Anyone else think that the idea of going to a @SandalsResorts sounds creepy?

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Moving Tip No. 1: make sure the following day after your move is a business day. That way, if anything goes wrong, you won’t have to wait all weekend for a professional to show up

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Being on Facebook is basically mindlessly scrolling through a feed of ads with a little a sprinkle of your friends' pictures at the color factory 🙄 #fuckmessengertoo

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Calling this now: "Grocery Story" will be the title for the book about Amazon's acquisition of Whole Foods

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I hate articles with titles like "10 Things Successful People Do". Oh so I'm a failure if I don't wake up at 4AM and meditate? #donttellmewhattodo #successfulpeoplesleepintoo

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Red flag: anyone who walks through the inter-car doors on BART. This individual usually totes a mystery plastic bag. #sketchy #whyyoudothis

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A man just flirtatiously revved his electric bike on #BART for some woman...I can't #idontwanttoliveonthisplanetanymore

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Dear Equinox, I really do appreciate how clean it is but when your staff is vacuuming under my feet while I'm squatting, it's just not safe

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A person with a "peace is the way" bumper sticker almost hit me with their car #vehicularmanslaughterisnottheway

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@enjoyLaCroix please make lychee mojito flavor asap. It would be refreshing, herbal, and soul awakening #lacroix #beforeboys

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At first glance I thought someone wearing AirPods had cigarettes stuffed in his ears 😕 #lol #airpods

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Confession: I am a 25 year old feminist woman and I still think vagina is a funny word

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Every gown/dress at the #MetGala looks like something picked up from the thrift store with extra fabric trailing behind it. Just saying.

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There's a special place in hell for people who fart on crowded BART trains #holdit #animals

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It's the simple things in life...like finding secret bathrooms #bathroomninja #offthegrid #pottymouth

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You know you don't work in the best neighborhood when there are piles of human excrement in the public transit stairwells 💩

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Y'all remember the good old days when Facebook used to be a feed of never ending Harlem Shake videos instead of politics? #facebookpolitics

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Remember when we used to make fun of Sarah Palin for being presumably incompetent? Lol we should have stfu #trump #trumptydumptysatonhiswall

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Red flag: people who keep changing their display name on #Instagram #weird #unstable