victor e

best be gettin feet

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I’ve got nothing useful to say to anyone ever.

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I’ll never understand why Gaylord (Greg) eats his green beans with his hands instead of a fork at the dinner table in Meet the Parents.

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Work

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wowcow

a poem I wrote from 2009

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Great, now I’m hearing Siri in my dreams.

“Sure, here’s some nightmares picked just for you.”

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@mattmondanile That’s a groove

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@mattmondanile “…she’s the keeper of the garden in the silvery fog…”

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@pnwprincess23 can confirm

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@mattmondanile Lmk how it goes, it’s on my life for movie club.

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@JustFreshKicks I hate how much I love these and now want these

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@mattmondanile I’d do backflips off a donkey for Flower Lane.

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@bbculp Eager to try these at some point, maybe when new colorways come out. Love the 2s and it sounds like these have more liveliness to them.

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@mattmondanile Well now this sounds great. Let’s hear some more.

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@martoony @UnderTheMayo That’s what I came to think too. She was distraught, drunk, arguably in a state of shock. It was funny because it was absurd, much like the situation going on around her. She wasn’t thinking straight and it showed.

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@MichaelBeck56 He forgot the smelling salts

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@CinemaTweets1 I agree with this completely.

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@ThePoniExpress Stop. Please. The final drive of the game he was wide open, completely and utterly on an island on the same slant as all game. Joke D choke D.

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@stevieblackjd44 @PortersBurgh This. Bingo.

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@iTodd08 @MarkKaboly Make it make sense

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My new book is called Write What You Know Nothing

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Life man…LIFE!