Polonius☠️

Father of two kids; killed by my precious daughters dick appointment 🙄

[Laertes ⚔️☠️ @LaertesODenmark]

WE’RE ALL DEAD WHY DO I HAVE 13 GODDAMN NOTIFICATIONS YOU SHOULD HAVE TWEETED WHEN U WERE ALIVE

[Polonius☠️ @wisewindbag]

@dramaqueenHAMMY ?

[Polonius☠️ @wisewindbag]

@nunneryophelia Oh my goodness the lack of learning from our past mistakes is concerning

[Polonius☠️ @wisewindbag]

@kingclaud_1 Of course my king 🥺

[Polonius☠️ @wisewindbag]

I can’t believe Horatio was willing to die for Hamlet. What did that idiot ever do for him?

[Polonius☠️ @wisewindbag]

@DoubtingHoratio @uncledaddykingc Pretty sure he put Ophelia above you though 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Polonius☠️ @wisewindbag]

@uncledaddykingc That is her son sir but I do see your point!

[Polonius☠️ @wisewindbag]

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[Polonius☠️ @wisewindbag]

@angrydane1 My thoughts exactly

[Polonius☠️ @wisewindbag]

Exactly my thoughts my king!

[King Claudius @Hamlets_fav]

@wisewindbag Why did it take him so long to die?! I could have been spared!

[Polonius☠️ @wisewindbag]

You deserved it my son ❤️

[laertus @angrydane1]

kinda sad I’m dead. I never got to be king 😔

[Polonius☠️ @wisewindbag]

@sadboihamham Who said I wanted you to kill me??

[Polonius☠️ @wisewindbag]

Welcome to the afterlife! so glad you could join me, my lord :)

[Hesitant Hammy @dramaqueenHAMMY]

Yo, today was a good day. I killed my uncle daddy, I killed Laertes, and, to top it all off, I died. Finally!

[Polonius☠️ @wisewindbag]

What I would give to have my family together...

[Polonius☠️ @wisewindbag]

Oh my precious daughter! I am heartbroken you have entered the other side! You were too young! So pure...

[Polonius☠️ @wisewindbag]

My son is better than your son 😝

[Polonius☠️ @wisewindbag]

How dare you Hamlet! You have destroyed my family in the name of your selfish ambitions! You will pay for this ☠️

[Polonius☠️ @wisewindbag]

My poor Ophelia! Please God give her the strength to overcome my death 🙏🏼

[Polonius☠️ @wisewindbag]

You have my full support!

[laertus @angrydane1]

On my way back...