emily

making mint tea

[KNICKS IN 5💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡 @alsostephenking]

sleepy joe you’ve got two months. go crazy. eliminate all student debt. legalize marijuana. make tampons and condoms free. ban cybertrucks. shit in the oval office’s air vent. kidnap barron. the world is your oyster buddy

[emily @north0fnorth]

jd vance saying we should build more homes on unused federal lands is so funny like does he think there is an unmet demand to live in the central nevada desert

[☔ @Whotfismick]

WE MADE IT TO FRIDAY EVERYBODY!!

[kurtis conner @kurtisconner]

where was this little freak’s Barbie poster?????

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

My date for last night’s NY premiere of BROS. ❤️

[lauren — 🐇🏴‍☠️ @strwbrryghoul_]

"slut era" she whispers while in a committed long term monogamous relationship and she only leaves her apartment for groceries

[limp brittzkit @Brittymigs]

“Your cat is gonna eat you when you die” okay?? I’m an organ donor

[🦇 LOVERBOY 🦇 @daddyry4n]

"What about straight pride?"

[chrissy @chrissychlapp]

unfollowing people i used to go to school with is my passion

[KALI X ☻ @kalixpaige]

they made Sam & Cat when they should’ve made Spencer & Gibby

[JP @jpbrammer]

put the DuoLingo owl in Smash

[Calla @CallaWalsh]

Seems like a good time to declare climate change a national emergency