Le Aboav

Comedian. Aquarian. Pescetarian. Contrarian. Derriereian. GO BUTTS!

[Le Aboav @witch_woolf]

.@Facebook EXPLAIN

[Le Aboav @witch_woolf]

Put down your phone. Euthanize it. Put it in a shoebox and bury it in your backyard.

[Le Aboav @witch_woolf]

If you are insistent on shoving people into two separate categories I highly doubt its because you plan on treating both of them equally.

[Le Aboav @witch_woolf]

@IAmEcw Hell yeah, thanks dude!

[Le Aboav @witch_woolf]

Sex Toys and Hair Products: A Queer Travelers Guide to Packing.

[NOT A WOLF @SICKOFWOLVES]

START YOUR WEEKEND OFF RIGHT BY SPRINTING INTO THE WOODS WITH NO INTENTION OF RETURNING

[Le Aboav @witch_woolf]

@kairex Yeah, but I do it on purpose.

[Le Aboav @witch_woolf]

@RachelMComedy did I inspire this?

[Tig Notaro @TigNotaro]

sometimes I think I'm psychic bc I predict a lot of things that go wrong but then I remember it's called anxiety thank u 🙏

[Le Aboav @witch_woolf]

Man in the scene: This dude is a creep!

Scene: OMG THANK YOU FOR TELLING US, WHAT A HERO, HERE'S A PARADE FOR YOU.

[Le Aboav @witch_woolf]

I've been messing up my "your" and "you're"s all day and now I must jump off a bridge. 👋bye

[Le Aboav @witch_woolf]

I still don't know how to use this thing ✨🦄✨

[Le Aboav @witch_woolf]

@Mammyspanx @TuxedoCatComedy @BeautyBarChi I'll save you a spot... on the DANCE FLOOR! HEYYOOOOOOO!

[Paul Farahvar Stand Ups Sit Down 9/2 Chicago @paulfarahvar]

SINGLES ONLY Podcast with @witch_woolf and Syde Broad @PattiVasquezCHI is up #listen #share #podcast https://t.co/csd3kQpgMX

[Le Aboav @witch_woolf]

@basilnotbasel I'm not! I swear!

[Las Locas Comedy @LasLocasComedy]

.@LasLocasComedy welcomes @witch_woolf as our Honorary Loca! @KarenMarieSalon5/20 8p https://t.co/8oZKL90Am4 #byob #standup #comedy #jaja

[Le Aboav @witch_woolf]

I don't see species.

[Le Aboav @witch_woolf]

Men are terrible.
Women are terrible, too.
I hate everyone.

A BYEku