Michael Nwanolue, Author

Progression fantasy writer/reader. He/Him. Feminist.
Nigerian and Bisexual.
Mythology buff.
Can be found plotting someone's destruction.

[iDAN 🦸🏽 @dangbanamanager]

INEC has given APC the login to their database. 🚨

INEC has given APC the login to their database. 🚨

INEC has given APC the login to their database. 🚨

INEC has given APC the login to their database. 🚨

But death will be the end of anyone trying to rig the election.

[👑Miss Andry⛔♂️ @ReignQueendom]

Apparently that UK judge that let three teenage rapists go free is known for light sentences for sexual crimes. The longest sentence was 36 months. He needs to be in prison.

[NEFERTITI @firstladyship]

Fuel is ₦1350.
Cement is ₦12,000.
Band A is ₦250/kWh.
A loaf of bread is ₦2000.
Cooking gas is ₦1700/kg.
A kilo of turkey is ₦11,000.
One crate of egg is ₦7,500.
A carton of Indomie is ₦11,000.
The Hungry man size is ₦21,000.
Pampers (Jumbo pack) is ₦40,000
Children pay over ₦600K in public universities.

But they should Relax, Tinubu is fixing Nigeria?

[Mr Junior Ebong🧛‍♂️🇱🇮 @Optimus_Dracula]

Cooking gas just hit N1,700 per Kg.

Nigerians WAKE UP OOOOOOOOOOO

Leave Phyna and VDM alone, Tinubu is snuffing the life out of everyone.

[the devil's 👿workshop🌈🇳🇬🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩✍🏿 @ddevilsworkshop]

I need Nigerian/African writers to stop hand holding with their writing. If I can Google Pelmeni they can google Akara. Please abeg

[brandon* @brndxix]

where’s all the people who have been crying about historical accuracy in the odyssey

[Political Punk @actingliketommy]

Weird how the people who hate a black mermaid and freak out about casting seem to love a white jesus

[dolapo @gammalin20]

they killed a teacher from your union and you’re recommending fasting and prayers

religion man💔 you can’t make this shit up

[Amber Ose I @masurge7]

Tinubu met Nigeria's Ginger export at N26bn annually and crashed it to N0bn in just three years.

But his non living things will tell you to relax he's fixing Nigeria.

[Slim @onu_slim]

Let me tell you how it happened. Nigeria’s ginger export hit zero from N26 billion within 3 years.

The official story blames fungal blight.

But here is what actually happened. When Nigerian farmers lost their indigenous seed supply, grant-aided interventions arrived with replacement seeds.

An associate professor at Lagos Business School flagged publicly that some of those interventions involved GMO organisms that weakened indigenous crops and compromised soil health.

That is not a conspiracy theory because it is a documented academic concern.

Now that Nigeria spoke got destroyed by the GMO seedlings….what is not the result?

Nigeria was forced to import ginger from China to fill domestic demand. Chinese ginger has none of the pungency, oleoresin content, or quality that made Nigerian ginger a global premium product. And the ginger now sitting in Nigerian markets tastes like wood because it essentially is wood.

The two indigenous varieties that built Nigeria’s global ginger reputation, the Tafin Giwa and Yatsun Biri, had decades of soil relationship and quality built into them.

Once the soil was degraded and those seed varieties were displaced, the product that returned was a pale imitation. Nigeria did not just lose a market. It lost a seed. And without a National Ginger Seed Bank, which nobody has built, it may never fully get it back.

[Ị gbara aka bịa ịlụ m? @_SLYTAUREAN]

Who else would be love interest of Nigerian gay men in Nigeria?

[Nigeria Democratic Congress @NigeriaNDCHQ]

Ladies and Gentlemen of Nigeria.

We have a country to rescue.

Get your PVC.

[khaleesi🧍🏽‍♀️ @shelovesore]

Colon (:) introduces something. You usually use it when what comes after is a list, or an explanation, or even a reveal.
An example is “she had one rule: never apologize” or “this is a list of things you should get from the market: eggs, tomatoes…”
It’s also used as the eyes in a smiley face :)

Semicolon (;) connects two complete thoughts that are related but could stand alone as separate sentences. It’s stronger than a comma but softer than a full stop.
An example is “Frank never apologized; he didn't think he was wrong”

It’s also used as the eyes in a winking face ;)

[Onyeka ☭ @R_eq_uin]

Same reason why Michelle Obama and Diddy oni ororo were carrying BringBackOurGirls placards.

I'll spell it out further:

Goodluck Ebele Jonathan was the victim of a well organized regime change operation by the US state department.

They, alongside their local puppets like the Agbado man, the Orange beret man and your favorite mathematician turned daddy GO.... successfully deceived Nigerians (who collectively have the geopolitical literacy of an agama lizard) into voting out the man whose administration was overseeing one of the fastest growing economies in the world.

In his place they put in a retired soldier with the economic savviness of a sugarcane seller.

The result was an economic recession within 18 months and the beginning of our misery as a people.

Do you understand?

The Chibok abduction
The bomb blasts
The OccupyNigeria protests

NONE OF THAT SHIT WAS ORGANIC.

NONE.

It was well funded by more dollars that is in your state budget.

Promoted by media that serves foreign interests.

Legitimized by clerics and pastors whose loyalties are directly or indirectly tied to Washington DC and it's Middle Eastern puppet Saudi Arabia.

So the reason Nigerians haven't marched on Eagle square to express our rage is because this time, there is no US state department slush fund to organize the masses.

In fact, billions of dollars are pumped into Nigeria to ENSURE that it doesn't happen. Doubly so after EndSars which took them by surprise.

Since independence the The United States of America and it's allies in Europe have been pouring unfathomable amounts of money and resources into making sure we never have peace.

Because a united, rich Nigeria will thoroughly dismantle their operations in Africa.

Understand where your problems are coming from. Know who your real enemies are.

... Or you will be fighting smoke.

Whenever you wake up is your morning.

[Simon Thazhigilla Simon🇳🇬 @Thazhigilla_]

I am Nigerian, and right now my dream is bigger than me.

Only about 4.5% of medical literature globally are represented on Black skin.

That means millions of Black patients are learning from systems that barely look like them. Medical students study diseases on skin tones that are not their own. Doctors are trained with visual references that often fail Black bodies.

That gap has consequences.
So I am deciding to build towards changing it.

I’m starting with a book.
But the larger vision is far beyond that. I want to help build software and medical visualization tools that make Black medical representation impossible to ignore.

This is not just about diversity aesthetics, this is about accuracy, education, visibility and better healthcare outcomes.

One day, I want a Black child studying medicine anywhere on earth to see themselves fully represented in what they learn.
And I believe we can build that future.

[MVG @ModernVintageG]

FCKGW-RHQQ2-YXRKT-8TG6W-2B7Q8

[SizZzle. 😎🇳🇬 @n6oflife6]

Have you noticed that APC has relaxed on the Tax Issue bcos Elections are coming? No More Tax Deadlines & Tax Lectures. God help Nigerians if they Win 2027. After Inauguration speech once the FG removes N60K out of the last N100,000 in Everyone’s account all Man Mind Go DEY. 😭😩

[A Master of Arts 🪂 @Ani_Kayode]

Tips for submitting email reports about Nigerian homophobes.
- Be detailed and as exhaustive as possible. Add all the SCs you have.
- Introduce yourself & say why you thought it necessary to make the report.
- Don’t demand a specific action. Ask what safety measures are in place.

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

“If I don’t give you Constant Electricity for 4Years, Don’t vote for me when I come back for 2nd Term”
-Bola Tinubu, 2023.

Every time you see this video,
Please share, please repost, please retweet. Make sure every Nigerian sees this.

SHARE EVERYWHERE!!!

[Elnathan John @elnathan_john]

Nigerian christians will fuck everything fuckable, then wipe the juices off their knobbly hands and write that the bible condemns homosexuality. Does your bible not condemn fornication? Why are you not writing and tweeting about this? Does your bible not condemn gluttony? Why are you not wagging your finger in the faces of all the pot-bellied gluttons all over the place? You only have energy for homosexuals and that tells me, you just hate gays. It has nothing to do with the Bible. Because if you loved the Bible even half as much as you say you do when it comes to homosexuality, Nigeria would not be the rotten, corrupt, promiscuous and dangerous place that it is. Fucking hypocrites.

meanwhile this bible has so many things they could be holding onto to make their lives and the lives of people around them better, safer, kinder. If you just focus on doing all the nice things Jesus said you should do, you would barely have enough time to be tweeting about how god hates homosexuality. you would be busy loving your neighbour, praying for your enemies, giving to the poor, not judging, and focusing on the log in your own eye.