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tom nook today i will have my revenge #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch

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walking out the Odyssey screening when I don't see Super Mario anywhere

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at the Renaissance faire dressed like a Japanese salaryman acting like I've been isekaid

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amazing to watch the country directly connected to us by land burn and our government is like hmm that's nice anyway let's send another $20 billion to Israel

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while we're making the blinding headlights illegal go ahead and throw in pickups removing their muffler to make their shit a sonic attack

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walk outside and I start taking tick damage

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I'm outside sitting in a lotus pose breathing in the smoke like a xianxia cultivator

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this dark ages ass smog everywhere is making those blinding cannons pickup trucks call lights look like lighthouse beams in ocean fog

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the significant portion of midwesterners who don't eat vegetables probably feeling like God's chosen rn

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whether the US wins or loses today doesn't matter, what's important is that the demon of Portugal has been exorcised

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sucks we're not getting the match we wanted but sending in your B team to get beat up by mbappe is objectively hilarious

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Ecuador and Germany must really get along with all this handholding and hugging going on

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these Germany uniforms are beautiful but what the hell does teal have to do with Germany

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trying to flop against a team you're beating 3-0... should be ashamed of yourself man

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telemundo casters riffing in Spanish and then instantly switching to a standard English accent to pronounce the fuck out of "Drew Fischer" mid-sentence is killing me

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world cup needs to add a rule where if you get caught flopping everybody comes together and beats the shit out of you like a hockey brawl

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telemundo casters get so hype for every goal you'd think everyone who scores is spiritually their team

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love seeing some loser flop and the refs completely ignore him and play continues while he rolls on the pitch like a worm

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they should invent a genre of fantasy with a romantic subplot somewhere between absolute asexuality and pornography

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unreal how hard this guy mogs official sirfetch'd

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what's stopping someone in the pokemon universe from grabbing a meowth with payday and tanking the economy