Sarah

Fancy Ripplecuts

[Sarah @witchiepoo]

Sure, $7 sounds like a lot for oatmilk, until you consider how labor intensive it must be to tweezer the tiny teats of each oat.

[Sarah @witchiepoo]

I wonder how many people who are vaccine hesitant because they don't have enough information have purchased energy or boner pills from a gas station.

[Sarah @witchiepoo]

Chik-fil-a's new Only You Have Value Meal comes with an AK-15.

[Sarah @witchiepoo]

Every man who forgot to check himself is now wrecking himself.

[Sarah @witchiepoo]

@DBtodomundo I nanny a two year old who is obsessed with you. All day, "Dabid Bun? Talka Head? Oh, dat Dabid Bun!" I tell him, Felix, it's time to nap. David Byrne takes naps. I tell him, David Byrne eats his lunch. Am I lying to him? Do you nap and eat lunch? Please advise :)

[Sarah @witchiepoo]

#takeyourownadvicelouis

[Sarah @witchiepoo]

Enthusiastic consent is hot, pass it on. #EnthusiasticConsent

[Sarah @witchiepoo]

Just wondering, anyone have anything stronger than thoughts and prayers?

[Kristen Arnett @Kristen_Arnett]

gently touching your friends hand bc you've spotted someone acting like an asshole & you want to talk about it later

[Sarah @witchiepoo]

@JonathanCamp Seriously dude, this is the 3rd time you've directed a comment to me that was meant for a totally different witchiepoo. I don't know you.

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Right here. Includes radical provisions like how not to kick 23 mil ppl off their coverage. Feel free to run w/it.
https://t.co/jBMFBJpSP7 https://t.co/zZoA16Ym03

[Sarah @witchiepoo]

@JonathanCamp I am nearly always polite. For example, you keep sending messages to me and I am politely advising you, you are mistaken. Please cut it out

[Sarah @witchiepoo]

@JonathanCamp The person you mean to speak w/ on some other comment thread is not getting your messages bc you are sending them to the wrong witchiepoo.

[Sarah @witchiepoo]

@JonathanCamp I think you have me confused with a different @. I am not the witchiepoo you seek.

[Sarah @witchiepoo]

MP like, how I get through lunch with a not-my-wife-lady and not do sex to her? Dang, I can't even imagine it, better not just in case.

[Sarah @witchiepoo]

Maybe @nbcsnl should spend a show reading The Constitution so 45 can finally hear what it says.

[Caterina Fake @Caterina]

#womensmarch

[Sarah @witchiepoo]

I feel like a lot of the people going to this party are just going because they heard America might be there.

[Sarah @witchiepoo]

Sometimes joy comes from bangs that swoop just right. Sometimes even your bangs.